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My house is overrun with kangaroos, what should I do?

I came home today, and there were kangaroos everywhere. Three kangaroos sat at the table in the kitchen, eating lettuce out of my favourite salad bowl. One kangaroo was washing apples in the sink, and two joeys jumped around, waiting for an apple. In the bathroom a kangaroo washed her joeys dirty feet. In the leaving room a group of five kangaroos watched a telly. In the bedroom three joeys jumped on a bad. In the backyard three joeys paddled in a paddling pool, two kangaroos sat at the table, looking through newspapers, and one large kangaroo ate through the pumpkin bed.
What should I do?
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Even when I opened a wardrobe, a joey jumped out, they were playing jump and seek.

    



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jennifer h
Hop it and scarper


the_coffee_fairy
you needn't worry.

with the current climatic conditions, drop bear season will come early. You will need to take care to wear protective hats and shoulder coverings as thier strong teeth and fangs tend to wreak havoc on your new hairdo, but you can be assured that they will rip those poor innocent little kangas to shreds in a matter of moments...

and if the drop bears dont deal with them, the hoop snakes will certainly round up the remainder...

just remember to check the toilet seat for redbacks.

cheers, caz


But Why??
Call Terri Irwin immediately. Bindi will scare them all off with her jungle girl thing.


B.J.C
what is it gunna be next ny? The minute i saw the question I knew it was you... i agree with the suggestion of the other person... move to Sydney. That way you wont be overrun by native wildlife and be forced to ask constant questions about feeding kangaroos vegemite and rumours about being sued by them lol. May I ask what part of Australia you live in? kangarooville? I look forward to seeing your next question :) cya


Leigh
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you need to have a boxing match with the head kangaroo to determine ownership of the house.


roo_vel
MOVE TO SYDNEY


kristarrz
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My mate paul is good at running over kangaroos with 300 ton mining truck, nice and flat afterwards too.


lladnylnavillus
Shoot the lot. The skins should be worth a couple of bucks, enough maybe to get the cleaners in to remove all the roopoo.


THE REAL DEAL SEX APPEAL
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call a rooinater they should take care of ya kangaroo problem or maybe some of those bloody bunyips ya got hangin around out the back either way mate ya place is not gunna be to shabby afterwards


LaXfan
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...


ausgal56
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I hear kangaroo stew is nice!


killbasabill
Are you sure you're in the right house?
Call an exterminator if you are.



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