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 Tavelling Cairns to Sydney or Sydney to Cairns?
I was planning on travelling from Cairns to Syndey (where I plan to work for a year on a holiday visa), however have been told that the main flow of travellers go from Sydney to Cairns.

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hi !

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 If Britain and Aus were to have Disneylands, where can they be put? In what location?

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 Which city is better: Melbourne or Sydney? Please list and/or discuss the reasons.?

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 Where should i go in aussie?
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 Can any one help me with this Australia Trip?
Hi all

i have booked my tickets to Gold Coast , Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne next year mid June and yet i have absolutely no idea what to do...

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My pet kangaroo is so jumpy! What should I do?

He jumps constantly.

    



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hippie chick
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thats what kangaroos do. i dont think theres much you can do about it.


DollyMD
Hold off on the raspberry cordial and coke. Maybe he is just hopping mad at living in New York? If all else fails, a .22 calibre should stop him.


Marnie_Australia
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kill him.

it will also save you a huge legal fine for holding a kangaroo as a pet.


But Why??
It most probably has RADS (ROO attention deficit syndrome), give it some lithium or
buy one of those inflatable jumping castles, to wear off some energy.


jennifer h
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Tie him against the tail of a qantas plane.That will take his breath away.


Lee
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Stop feeding it caffeine. Are you sure it's not sneaking into the chocolate when you aren't around?


bgbadwlf
keep him in your pants


Benito
nail it to a tree


Madge the Impaler.
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Give it some space. Its tender anus is still healing from your tough but fair love.
It will see that you are trustworthy again soon enough. Cuddle with it again, let it feel the warmth of your embrace.
Then, WHAMMO! Right up that soft, yielding marsupial pooper.

Ohh, I can picture it now...

Merry Christmas to you Sir!





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