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What does it mean when i say im from New Zealand and people say "Sheeper!"?

i have no idea.

    



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Dangerous
There's this joke they have that apparently we have sex with sheep. Yep, I know it's pathetic but apparently it's the best they can come up with. Except they didn't come up with it they stole it from the English jokes about the Welsh.

Of course it only underlines how ignorant they are considering the main mode of farming in NZ is actually dairy and that they're more of a sheep farming nation than we are. But we'll just them have their fun... except they tell everyone else in the world it's this running joke between us or something.

Hey Bardy do you think you'd like people to make confusing jokes about you having sexual intercourse with sheep out of the blue? and acting as if it's this good old one? like Aussies being convicts?

How many kiwis have anything whatsoever to do with sheep? let alone would have their way with one?

No Aussie I ever had anything to do with liked convict jokes at all. In fact it was the perfect tactic to shut up the sheep jokes.


James Carn the DONS!
It is a common Australian joke referring to the amount of sheep in New Zealand compared to humans. There is also many telivision ads, where a pack of sheep is used to repreent New Zealand.


Bardy
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Hey dangerous you really dislike Aussies don't you?

Many Aussies are proud of their convict ancestry and reserch it avidly.


isabella-juliet
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i think they're referring to the general idea that kiwis have special relationships with their sheep...

that or everyone you've said that to had some form of lisp and was saying sleeper for some reason. ehh


tamara m
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kiwi sheep joke-I personally feel its a bit lame but every kiwi I know seems to get a kick out of it for some reason ( I know some pervverted people)

Funnily enough it used to be the kiwis making that joke about the Aussies. Australia still has more sheep than humans we're just not as drastically outnumbered as the kiwis are now!
At some point in their histories every sheep raising country has had this joke made about them.


OzGirl
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Hehee..

Read more here:

http://www.gondwananet.com/kiwi-jokes.html

(the last joke on the page)


iansand9876
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Gumboots? - Check
Velcro gloves? - Check.
Cliff? - Check.

Another Saturday night of connubial bliss in Kiwiland.


hey hey hey
haha
we think u guys have "special" connections with sheep.
yeh people generally think u have sex with them
and everything thinks sheep are everywhere in nz


cc_of_0z
It means you either have a sheep, or have your way with one. New Zealand is noted for having more sheep than people (about 10 sheep for every New Zealander).

Some New Zealanders find the whole idea a bit offensive. In Australia everything is back to front. Insults become endearments and endearments become insults. In any event, it only goes to show what good friends we consider you guys to be, that we save our most brutal insults (read endearments) just for you. Be thankful you're not Tasmanian, they cop it far worse (but then they're family).


the italian idol
you raise lots of sheep and milk them.



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