
Ian M
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My village recently lost it's idiot. Now I know where he went.
Ian M |
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wk524
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dude - put down the shrooms. |
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RogerRabbitLV
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1) Nothing...Canadians don't pee.
2) Canada has urinals also, but they are called drinking fountains. Again- See #1
3) It doesn't rain in Canada
The sky actually changes to the colors of the Canadian Flag when it snow (since it doesn't rain) Snowflakes come down in the form of Maple Leafs and the Moose get out on the lakes and play hockey while listening to Anne Murray. |
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Kit K
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You see, it's questions like these that make us look like anti-americans. Stop it already! We are not retards! |
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Aubriee
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DO you think we're from space??? or that we're a animal. WE"RE HUMANS!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS THE SAME IN CANADA AND THE US!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOSH ARE YOU 3?? |
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kenoplayer
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Sounds like you have an inferiority complex personality. |
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tuppenybitz
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americans are not permitted to use canadian bathrooms so ya better rent a portaloo |
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Mr. Interesting!
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I love this guy! Thanks for starting my weekend off with a laugh.
1) Hold it 'til you're back in the US of A. The Canadian government levies some heavy taxes on bowel movements. Ever heard of the GST? The Good S*** Tax: a very unpopular bill that deducts 5% of your annual income for unlimited polluting rights for voiding your bowels wherever you feel free. Had to be instituted in 1990 after Toronto filled up with s***; they're still grappling with it today, but most of it has been shovelled into Queen's Park.
2) Canadian urinals are atop cliffs, where hundreds of men converge to urinate collectively. The urine forms a sort of waterfall, that is harnessed via turbine to produce electricity. Collective outflow of said urine is emptied into Lake Michigan - the only great lake that does not border Canada. Now you know why we don't touch it.
3) You bet we celebrate rain. It takes some of the snow away! Unfortunately, it freezes into ice. Which is worse than snow. Celebrations usually last until at least 50% of revellers have broken their necks by slipping and falling.
Sky colour is usually grey. It's like gray, but Canadian. You have to see it to appreciate it. |
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¸.•*´`*•.¸ CherryCola ¸.•*´`*•.
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LOL. I hope you're kidding. It's when people ask stuff like this that make Canadians think we're ignorant. |
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karee_xox
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Wow are you an American idiot cause I think you are. |
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pastor dion
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yes there is washrooms here , so don't worry |
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Ash79
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heeehahahahehehhehahaha Too funny.
Have you ever heard a Brit pronounce Urinal? Seriously.. ask one. You will laugh. |
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Total Drama Island Know-It-All
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u have got to be kidding. Don't they teach u a lil bit bout Canada in the US?? cause here, we learn a bit bout the US in school.
Instead of posting riduculously stupid questions on Yahoo Answers, try learning a bit or two bout ur neighbour country. |
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springy_v
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I met a seamale once. Unfortunatly they're being hunted like the seals.... and their only form of food is screech.. so they're dying off and unable to leave the rock. |
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♥.<333
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wtf are bathrooms?
we go in little holes in the ice, it rains when it snows (sometimes) and the sky is purple, and there are 4 genders here |
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Seyrender
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A) We all live in freaking IGLOOS, we go OUTSIDE to freeze our pee.
B) Urinals? I can't even get my package out of my RCMP UNIFORM right under my HOCKEY JERSEY
C) No there is NO SKY, it's SNOWING ALL THE TIME. Oh what's that? I can't hear you because of a BLIZZARD outside of my oil-powered IGLOO
Did I also tell you I'm a professional MOOSE HUNTER? |
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Ed P
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if i blindfolded you put you on a plane for Canada when you landed you wouldnt know you were in a diferant country . We allso have wallmarts Havent seen an eskimo yet But lots of dumb *** us tourists asking silly questions |
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Robert S
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Actually, our washrooms are better;-} more indoors that USA.
That's so we don't have to trudge through all the snow to go.
We like to use the rain for flushing, not melted snow.
The procedure's the same, but if you have to go, be tidy.
Don't try sitting on the urinals, unless you're a girl;-{
but that would mean you're in the wrong washroom.
(N.B. they're called washrooms here, there's no bath.)
We do have baths also, but they're usually in private homes.
Oh, yes, in the far north, the sky is usually coloured at night. |
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Lego Indy
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Nope. No indoor plumbing in Canada. |
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