Does Canada really exist?

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Beach Saint

â€œCanada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.â€ -- Mike Myers

joel l

another stupid american asking another stupid american question

Princess Tigerlilly Dâ„¢

It's right on top of you, so technically you are Canada's b*tch...

snowbarbie

Yup, it's here - the second largest country in the WORLD!

Lets see, England has over 600 people per square mile, Canada has 9 per square mile, so there is lots of room for everyone!

Except those who don't pay attention to their Geography lessons - we try to keep them out!

saywhaa

YESSS

hockey is really big there

Andrea S

Yes Canada does exist. It is northern to the United States and no it is not banana shaped. People who pay no attention in geography even know this.

tuppenybitz

moron

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!

sorrymoe canada does exist
i dont know what moron told u that canada doesnt exist
its just north of the usa and its not banana shaped.
HERE'S PROOF!

http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~ssardina/images/canada.jpg

Servette

There is a city nearby Los Angeles names " LA CAÃ‘ADA" and no bananas there. Maybe Bandanas, possible.

Just to add. CUBA look more like a banana shape.

indeepwater5

Yes there is a "Canada", but it isn't banana shaped.

snickers281

Duh! If ya live anywhere in the US its just North a little ways!

James Brown

Nope- doesn't exist. It's all an illusion.

Robot Devil

Yes, and there's a pineapple-shaped country named Mehico on the other side.

soccerbreeee03

Is this a serious question? Yes, there is a Canada, just North of the United States. If you don't trust my word, look at a map of the world, look at North America, and then be like, hey look, Canada.

Miley Cyrus

Yes It does

nightowl_2134

Oh THAT Canada.

Well, that Canada that you speak of is near this country called USA. Its shaped like a vacuum cleaner...and sucks it does. The Banana Canada needs to be prepared as the vacuum sucking USA is trying real hard in getting Banana Canada.

Good thing though that Banana Canada is bigger than Vacuum USA and we (errr...they) don't fit. Hence why residents on Banana Canada are called Hosers, and they say EH alot. Its hard to hear over the sucking noise of Vacuum USA.

Plus Banana Canada has an ace up their sleeve. Its called Trumpet GB. Trumpet GB beat Vacuum USA once before and I'm quite sure they can beat them again if need be! Trumpets make more noise than vacuums. And Banana Canada has made many more friends over than past years.

r u locked away somewhere where u cannot see daylight???
the answer yes Canada exists you can by lots of beer there and it gets really cold in the winter...

Oleg Huzwog

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!

Blame Canada! Blame Ca-na-daaaa!!!

They're not even a real country anyway.

biffnasty

unfortunately this is true....the place called canada is a sad sorry place, reminiscent of the land of misfits from the Rudolph movie....it is a place that reeks of failure and non attractive women, where flannels and mullets are the norm....stay away form this place...

Mr. Wizard

"....F*CK CANADA!"
- South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut

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