How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?

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liebekatz2

Most self-respecting, manly bacon wouldn't even dream of playing curling :P

Damocles

There is a section of Y!A for jokes. This isn't it. :-)

Dingle-Dongle

Awww - I was gonna give you a serious answer!!!

I see by the answers below the joke has gone over a few people's heads!!

MICHAEL P

Oh funneeee ... the best way is to snip the rasher all around the edge ( basic schoolboy stuff ) ..... why not experiment on your own testicles .... you'll never have that embarrassing 'bend' again ...

Bobbi

Use a bacon press.

Matt

Wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhh . . . . . *tumbleweed*

sure

Meli

Perfect, Thanks!

Here I was going to give you a serious answer.... but woo hoo for me. I needed a good clean joke as a comeback for my daughter, (she is 10 and comes home from school every day with a joke,)

I never have a good clean one handy,............until now! Thanks!
Have a great day "cause you just made mine!!

NO name

wha? I dont get it, crap joke mate

ed - ohhhh curling right A POPULAR SPORT

I reiterate - an even crappier joke than 1st thought.

taggo

AHAHAHAH SUCH A GOOD JOKE OMG UR SO DAMN FUNNY I LOVE U OMG ROFLROFLRO HAHAHAHAH CURLING AHAH I GET IT, U WOULD THINK IT WAS THE BACON ACTUALLY CURLING BUT U MEANT IT TO MEAN CURLING AS IN THE SPORT WHERE THEY USE BROOMS. OMG ROFLROLF AHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD OMG HAHAHAHA

Hells Bells

Dont fry it! Grill it!
Problem solved, and much healthier : )

emucompboy

Don't turn on the fire.

Hereward the Wake

dont get bacon thats injected with water, i get organic free range pig off a local farmer and i never have this prob it remains the same size, and tastes darn good compared to cheap danish pig

D.D

Cook on low heat.

Lisa W

Wrap a brick in foil and place it on the bacon.Or they sell a thing that looks like an old fashion iron.I think they call it a press.Its also for hamburgers.Go to a store like bed bath and beond.Hope this helps!