How many Molsons do you have to drink to become a citizen of Canada?

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Fat Ugly DAWG. Muffoo.

Molson is rat-pi**. The only good Canadian beer is Alexander Keith's from the beautiful province of Nova Scotia. Those who like it, like it a lot. The guy who used to do the ads for them turned out to be a pervert however, so that didn't help the image.

PCB XII

You have to drink a 12-pack at the border or they will not let you cross.

I need more Cowbell!Â®

I'll drink enough to get 3 or 4 of us in, just pick me up when I fall ok?

Dr KIA GCG says Sup?

don't be silly, everyone knows if you want to be a citizen you have to get smacked in your snout with Oly's canadian bacon

Cat Atonic

What a coinkydink, that's about the same time I may be moving there... Hopefully the answers is one... because that's all I've had and I don't plan on having any more.

Dashing Geek is MIA

I love Canada. Everyone is nice there, and the beer is tasty. I think all you need to do to become a citizen is to swear allegiance to Bullwinkle and bring a sweater.

freeside49

If your an american? about 1/4 of a bottle of Canadian beer is usually suffcient to drop you face down into your mug mumbling incohertently. .

I tried drinking american beer once but after the second case all I got was multiple trips to the john.

KK88 + Grilled Cheese Sandwich

I think theres a minimum of 2 cases a week
TRADER!!!

jcurrieii

Well...all the answers gave me some chuckles...but Molsons is no longer Canadian owned last time I heard. I could be wrong...

In any case, it's Canadian Club and/or Crown Royal you need to drink. Both are Canadian owned and manufactured! :D

Just remember not to Drink & Drive, and be friendly and tolerant and you should be fine!

Good Luck!

Ang Ma

54.

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i would say about 6 or 7.

Wonder: Flip My Flocker *cries*

It is a little more complicated than that.

How to Become a Canadian Citizen

If you are an adult, you must:

- be 18 years of age or more
- be able to communicate with Canadian men using either French (kissing), or via the international language of love
- be able to drink 4 Molson Golden's, whilst in the middle of a crowded Canadian bar in Montreal.
- be able to seduce a Canadian man until he pokes his Canadian tongue down your throat

You will officially become a Canadian citizen after he probes you with a giant Canadian sausage.

<---------- works for Naturalization and Immigration Services

Prince of O.B.

none who would ever want to be a citizen of Canada

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