daiforlife
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Yes, Santa Claus is trying to keep them in shape. |
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fester
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I think they use tandems now, to keep up with broadband. |
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*ajidamoon* the Eh team
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Yes, it was, until the Great Polar Bear Strike of 2005. After that, since no agreement could be met, we have trained the beavers to do it instead. Of course since their legs are so much shorter, they use much smaller bicycles, which is why our net runs considerably slower now. Moose would have been a better choice, but they are too gangly and uncoordinated to ride bicycles. Damn those Polar Bears for demanding a union! |
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santobugito
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No actually. We have found that penguins that have a steady diet of beer and Canadian bacon make less mess and don't eat as much. Also, we've moved onto the hamster wheel. It's a bit high tech and does have some kinks to work out, but all in all I think it's a good step forward for Canadian technology. |
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dubie
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No it's not.
It is powered by the babies of the tortoise that holds up the world on it's back. (You did know the world was supported by a giant tortoise didn't you?).
They walk on treadmills to keep it going.
Someone is pulling your leg. Polar Bears on bicycles! What a strange idea. |
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Riflebunny
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Okay who told you.how did you find out ?. I'm afraid you are in the deep do-do by divulging that information which could spell ruin for all the Polar Bears in Canada and parts of the North Pole. Not only that a big order for Bear proof bikes will have to be cancelled thus putting hundreds of workers on the scrap heap. Now the internet will have to be powered by electricity and that will cause even more global warming causing the ice to melt and the poor bears will all drown. Now aren't you ashamed of yourself spilling the beans about the bears and the internet. Lets hope you never find out about the whales doing backing tracks for Take That, |
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rockycoffee
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yes............ if your on lots of medication and really believe that |
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old lady
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Absolutely. We have one of the greenest internets in the world. |
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slack13
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No. |
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Collie
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Yes. Yes it is.....Dont tell PETA about it though. We work those bears to death.
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LĂșta
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No. Some of us could only afford a unicycle. Selling ice to the Americans is hard what with those ice machines... |
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Jason O
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It seems to be that way in the North. We only have wireless modems available and the bandwidth is very limited. It takes like 10 mins to watch a 40 sec. clip on internet. So, for those of you in the south and that have high-speed internet, lucky SOB's. |
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Lieu. Provo William Parry Wallis
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These days I thought it was powered by all the hot air coming out of the house of commons. |
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