Why can't more Canadians move to Manitoba?

The way I see it is Alberta is like the Conservative Pro-Harper Texas of Canada where taxes are low because there's no vision of an ideal society, it's the most corporate-friendly province that attracts American tourists because of the picture perfect Rocky Mountains."
Alberta is basically a hot slutty model girl who has no vision of everlasting love and yet gets preferred by outsiders as #1 girl who tourists and hug and all that, haha you gotta LOVE that analogy!!!!." Her name is Alberta.

Manitoba is the obscure girl who doesn't create the erotica of Alberta girl, unless you are the right guy (traveler). She has a face that distinguishes her from any other girl (from the size of the nose, ears, lip size), she has a very unique physique that you can treasure more than anything if you understand how her aura is built around her character. And she has a heart of gold and will do anything to make the world better, even go through 1950s floods, 1919 strikes, she donates blood as she is "O-" blood type and her philanthropic blood streams down like the 1885 Red River. And she will not faulter in the toughest of times. She is very misunderstood unless you truly learn to appreciate her. Her name is Manitoba.

And Ontario? It's like 100% Men, figuratively speaking, too tough and overpopulated. (at least the Torontonian parts) making it woman-less unless you head for the Prairies.

So why not give Manitoba a chance?
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And as for the Maritimes, we'll leave that for another post. There's more provinces than types of girls out there so...hehe