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Eric S

Would Canadians watch this American movie?

The movie will be called "It's not that cold here, really." and it will be an American comedy produced by ME!

The movie will be about a dumb American gangster from New Jersey who decides to leave his gang town and visit a more peaceful place called....Canada.

He decides to travel to Toronto in mid-July and his family talks him out of it telling him "it's VERY COLD in Canada, it's a freezing cold country!" So he rebelliously drives to New York/Ontario border with 16 North Face jackets, a survival kit, a battery generator to heat the car, a 4-week supply of emergency food, a portable stove, 16 containers of mosquito repellent, a hunting knife. And a guide to survivng Polar attacks in the arctic wilderness. And emergency bottles of water, emergency toilet paper, for his summer trip to Toronto, Ontario. He's an idiot.

He gets to the Canada border and they ask him where he's going!!!! He says "Toronto for the July weekend."

Customs official: What have you brought here???? 16 jackets, emergency supplies, bear repellant????

Guy: Because my friend said it's FREEZING COLD in Canada.

Customs official gets skeptical because he thinks perhaps this guy is planning to stay the winter, either that or hide out. And overstay his welcome and not plan on leaving the country. They keep him at the border for a few days.

The guy starts USING his survival kit food and water to feed himself while sitting in the immigration customs office. Just to give him what he asked for, they purposely put the AC on 10 degrees celsius so he can freeze inside the immigration and customs building.

He ends up being held over in the border office until the weekend is over, so they tell him to make a U-turn and USA customs will take it from there.

They say "I hope you enjoyed your stay. Next time, do some research before you plan a trip to Toronto."

It would be pretty funny.
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Or you can make it where they do let him into Toronto and then it just so happens the city experiences a black-out like a few summers ago, and the guy thinks it's ALWAYS like that

    



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mango
do they actually keep people there for a whole weekend??! if he doesn't even make it into Canada, that would be kindof anti climactic wouldn't it.
the idea is funny, I've seen people in August with skiis strapped to their roof looking for mountains.

If he were to make it in though, which they probably would let him in, they'd be laughing that's for sure. But it would be funny if he just kept his mindset that toronto is some sort of wilderness after seeing it and just took everything the wrong way. Like a beavertail stand or something. Blackout's like the one several years ago are extreemly uncommon.

I'm just wondering, are you canadian and have you been to toronto?


short shrimp
Produced by you ? No.


Randy B
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Personally I despise such stereotypes regarding Canada and it would be a movie that I would avoid. In my experience, movies that play on that theme are better when they are made by a Canadian, someone with an intimate understanding of the humour behind it rather then someone just trying to be funny.


Dangermanmi6
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just a couple of suggestions:
1) change the title to "It's not really that cold here, Eh"
2) the guy has to have a lot more misadventures than just getting razzed at the border. My problem is that he is going to notice that there isn't any snow real quick and that it is really warm. How about he crosses the border at night but we still have the problem of no snow. For this I would suggest that there is a movie SFX shoot going on at the border and they've sprayed the whole area with fake snow.
3)he tells the border guard that he is going to camp out at Queen's Park and he should ask if there is any problems with bears in the park.
4) when he realises that there isn't any snow or cold he asks people where it is and they keep telling him up north. He could keep going north and running into all sorts of misadventures the skys the limit.

BTW if you do make your student move remember to give me an on screen writing credit and I give you these ideas for FREE you may use them if you want, all I want is an on screen credit of my yahoo ID


LilShortieGirl
question was to long so i didnt read it..... WATCH STRANGE BREW!!!! FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER HA HA. its got bob and doug McKenzie :D


J'aime la natation!
Haha that would be funny! A great comedy for sure. I'd watch it.



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