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julien

A Trini Valentine's Hamper?

1 Plastic bucket

¾ Of a dozen long stem carnations, spray painted red

1 Nip puncheon

½ Dozen Charles chocolate

2 Pack pin pong

1 Bottle coconut scented oil from the market

2 Half candle from the pack you does use when current gone

1 Bottle black label rum

3 Rough Rider condoms from the last carnival fete you went and get free

¼ Bottle Vaseline Intensive care lotion

1 Burn CD with soca, slow’s, Indian, Latin and some rock

1 Three in one Guyanese panty set Red, black and white

1 KFC dinner special (original)

$10 dollars phone card

And $20 Dollars for she to go home when she get you vex



Cost $250.00
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1st ting dis is not my style eh i get it as ah e-mail and decide to share.
@Ilyena yuh give gunpowder to pong meh Bago friend in wuk !
@resh doh ask meh nutting i is ah good boy unwise to the ways of the world LMAO!!!!

    



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ilyena
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an you still spend plenty money dey...
Tobago man not doing that eh...

Lemme jus share ah reall personal story.
It wasn't Valentine's day but is a story anyway...
I now move to Tobago to work and ah meet up ah man who ah say ah go give a bligh.... cause he aint too bad-looking so he tell me he carrying me out...
Well hear nah... dem days yuh girl was hot fuh so and if yuh see how I prime up... he tell me he taking me dinner and dancing so I I dress tuh kill!
Dress and waiting... den I find out I have tuh travel cause starboy aint have no ride...
Ah say dais nothing man... is ok if he aint have no ride... I cool wid de travelling...
When I reach down Scarborough to meet he and we gone down Bon Accord where he supposed to be taking me for dinner and dancing... yuh know de dancing is by somebody house... somebody birthday party!
Already... I overdressed for the thing cause everybody else dey looking scruffy scruffy!
De DJ playing a set ah old school music... and NOBODY eh shaking a foot more than de deejay himself!
The big shocker was that dinner was supposed to be food from the party...
Well my mouth fall open cause dat is definitely NOT what I was expecting... dinner as I know it is a fine restaurant unless you doing a private home cooked meal or something!
Well it aint stop there either...
When we reach dey... de people eh have no more food to share and starboy gone begging somebody to just give both ah we a lil bit from what dey have put away...
AH SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME!
Ah say "its ok... I not hungry!"
It look like de people put away food fuh dey family and stop sharing out fuh everybody...
Well my boy feeling so bad he say lewwe ride and he carry meh by this place name Block 22.
Didn't know de island and didn't know Block 22 was the only parlour that does open so late...
Well that night for me... dinner was hard stale dry hops bread and fry chicken with a Fruta to help meh swallow cause de chicken was stiff too bad...
And after all ah dis... starboy have de testicular fortitude tuh tell me I lucky I don't have tuh buy my food for my own self how man in Tobago doh buy food for woman... dat woman dues usually have tuh see bout deyself!
Well yuh know I cyah run out ah dey because is meh first time in Tobago... ah have no family dey and ah doh know the front from de back...
Ah say girl just breathe and everything go be cool!
I was thankful when the date was over!
That was it for me and Tobago loving...
Ah SHAME!!!


ROGER
kfc is fine


Bumumble
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Is this what you getting for me Julian?

Is this a joke i don't really understand it


Gibbsy girl
I eh know between Julian and Ily which one ah allyuh more dotish....LOL...allyuh is REAL head oui!!


girly
2 half candle from the pack you does use when current gone...

hahahahhahha.....Oh lawwwwd Oh...... ah go pee mehself.

boy you is tears yes.


Re$h
hahahaaaaaaa..........
boy u aint easy?
u make dat up or wat?
allyuh good yes...
ammmmmmm, wha de 1/4 bottle vaseline for????????
tears running out meh eyes!
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hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ily, ah deading with dat one!!!!!
at least yuh get a fruta and not ah chubby soft drink yes!!! lol...


Friggy Frigg~la bella vita~
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh god dred..Dat was real jones... u eh play u like ting oui





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