Allyuh know I not ah jokey person but tell me if allyuh like dis one?

it ah little rude eh...jus ah little....

One night Charlie walked in to his parents room without knocking and saw his mother on top his father having sex. the little boy was confused so he asked "mammy, what yuh doing naked an jumpin up an down on top ah daddy?" his mother replied, "Well son, your father belly getting big so I up here helpin him to carry it down. Go back in yuh bed."
The little boy looked at his mother more confused than before but he did as he was told. The next mornin as soon as his father leave for work Charlie went to his mother, "mammy, yuh know wha yuh doin to carry dong daddy belly wouldn't work." His mother asked, "why yuh sayin dat son?" Charlie replied "mammy, every time you gone out de neighba does come an blow it up back!"