Along those same lines...?

This fella plan a weekend trip wit he horner woman. BIg plans for romantic getaway an so. So he tell he wife, "Hear nuh dahling, me and dem fellas taking a fishing trip up in the mountains. It real high up and far far in de bush where if eh have no reception, so yuh eh go be able tuh reach meh whole weekend. But doh frighten, we go be safe and ah go be back late Sunday night okay doo, doo? Now, if yuh could jus pack some clothes fuh meh ah would be real grateful." Being the dutiful wife, she pack him up good and sen him out wit a kiss. Sunday night, de husband reach back, he blue vex. He buss thru de door and start tuh cuss.
"Woman, what kinda wife you is eh??" Yuh sen meh all de way to france in de mountains wit no underwear!!"

De wife jus turn round an watch him and say......

"De underwear was in de tackle box yuh @$$."
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Frigg, we'll forgive yuh apparent dotishness as yuh heart hurtin an so nuh. LOL