Can you drive in Trinidad?

How To Drive In Trinidad & Tobago - (The Revised Manual) ) 1.
Turn
>signals will give away your next move. A real Trini driver never uses
them,
>besides if you do the driver on the lane on which you are trying to
get in
>front of will just accelerate to not let you get in. 2. Under no
>circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car
in
>front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting
you
>in an even more dangerous situation and also delaying you to your
>destination. 3. The faster you drive through a red light, the lesser
the
>chance you have of getting hit. 4. Never, ever come to a complete
stop at
>a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being
rear-ended.
>5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork,

>especially someone with no insurance ...the other guy doesn't have
anything
>to lose. 6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to
ensure
>that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the
brake
>pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch
your
>legs. 7. Never pass on the right when you can pass on the left .
It's a
>good way to prepare for people entering the highway. 8. Speed limits
are
>arbitrary numbers, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not
>enforceable in T&T. 9. Just because you're in the right lane and have
no
>room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Trini driver
flashing his
>high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
10.
>Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even
someone
>changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.
11.
>Learn to swerve abruptly. Trinidad is the home of high-speed slalom
>driving. > 12. It is traditional in Trini to honk your horn at cars
that
>don't move the instant the light turns green. Even though you are at
risk
>of getting shot by the driver in front of you if you do this.
Psst....you
>may be at similar risk from the driver behind if you don't. 13.
Remember
>that the goal of every Trini driver is to get there first by whatever
means
>necessary. 14. 'Flipping someone the bird' is considered a polite
salute.
>This gesture should always be returned. THANK YOU & HAVE A SAFE
JOURNEY