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Dining at KFC - Trini Style?

Posse, I sure some of you have some stories about dining in restaurants in trinidad- Especially KFC :) Let me hear it nah..

A few years ago I had the pleasure of dining at at one of Trinidad's best food establishments, KFC. The line re-defines the term "fast-food" . So I am #6 in line. The people in front of me include (real names not used)..

BEAULAH: the worlds first person to donate a stomach to a dying cow (who already has three stomachs) and still maintain a healthy size 92 waist

SHENIQUA: complete with gold teeth, weave and powdered chest

JAH CURRY: the confused indian with a 'proud to be black' T-shirt on

NOTORIOUS D. I. G: apparently a very good miner, searching deep within the nasal cavity for hidden treasure.

POOR DIDDY: covered in bling from Opnet and Guccie (yes thats how it was spelt on the shades he had on) oversize sunglasses.
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So Beaulah rushed the counter first, "Lemme get ah five piece spicy, two fries, a large mash potatoes, ah cole slaw an ah DIET Pepsi"....But what de muddah #@$%, who de flikk she foolin??? De diet Pepsi go counteract all the fat in the bag ah alloo and keg ah oil she just order...live and let live.

Sheniqua up next, but of course she talkin to she baby-daddy on the cell. "Hear nah, I need pampers money, and fire services fete is next week, i need ah bess kit and yuh done know yuh gyul have to get some new hair (poor horse)" the cashier motions... "can i take your order please?" ...Sheniqua get blue " Faddah i have to go, dis ho hurrying ah woman off she phone, like she need ah man in she life".....But what de muddah #@$%...this flikkin canal conchs eh realise dat it have odder people in de line. Like she want meh to leggo a flikkin ketchup bottle in she #@$%. So much for common courtesy.

    



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Re$h
oh gosh, ah deading.... u cud make some good money with this girl!!! haha..
some ah dem kfc ppl is really the worse yes, daz why i does go drive true now, so ah doh have to see dey screw up pan.....
the ppl who does give me real trouble is dem Pennywise workers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now them is the worse(well most ah dem)
ppl in dey doh like me at all boy...


curious!
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sure you're not an author! girl yuh have meh laughing in work - and doing a report ain't funny, if ah get fired is you ah blaming


Trinisoccer
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I gone home for the Barain match. So is the Wednesday now and the boys come over to watch the game. Mummy make, pealau, potatoe salad, macaroni pie,stew turkey, and a corn soup to start with.

Is only 8 ah we, but yuh know how Trini man is they ha to finish the pot no matter what. Anyway, we eat and down 4 bottle of meh friend Johnny black and ah Johnny Swing.

Oh gosh we win and man drunk no @$$. But we hungry again. Man, is order 2 bucket of KFC and is mad celebration.
Posse yuh boy drunk and fall down in the little canal at the road side. While I lay down dey the sky was looking nice nice and I ain't moving. IFC come, but me ain't moving. They take the money from meh pocket and pay the man. People while I lay down dey the nasties go eat chicken over meh and drop the bone with ah little piece ah chicken on meh stomach.

All yuh could vex but every piece they drop I eat and suck the bone like is a p****


trini g
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Oh gud girl, like the odda girl say if I get fired I blaming you, eh.
Man sitting here normal in the ppl dem wuk and then I read dis, wha the mudder ***...
well yes...meh belly hutting meh now
judge to di ment yes....
why trinis idle so LOL


Perigee
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Lol, sounds like Trinidad all right.

Damn, why are Trini and Guyanese girls so hot?


trinisam
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LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Thanks fuh de laugh dreaddy ☺


StevieV
Too funny Frigg!


Chef D
I love it, keep them coming


gingbigging
you are good girl


Sa_San
I thought this was funny. Sheniqua done cuss the lady before she can order the food. Selassli, Jah, I and I (one order at a time). That one funny as hell.


irathomas2004
I am rolling all over the office floor. People want to know if i am going mad. Keep them coming.


The News Comic
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I am so glad I can cook my own damn food...because of customer service like this.

I loved this story, and I needed to laugh, after the day I had yesterday. Here is a star.


hottawarrior - win lose or draw
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I coming by you when dey fire meh. ah done reach on d people work 2:30 this evening (and ah working 8 -4) and you have meh laughing loud loud here.


Ann Grier
You ever considered taking up a career as a stand-up comedian? I am enjoying your stories, and struggling to write because I am laughing so much.


girly
that is trinidad KFC
lol....lol


Ashti
Gyul, way you does get these tings from? yuh good.
LMAO.
Give dem the one about in Tobago and the ambulance and yuh uncle. lol


Nika
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Oh Gawd gyul! This was frigging hilarious. I all the way in the US South --can we say REDNECKS people?-- and I laughing like mad all over this place. Can't believe how much I miss home when I see stories like this!



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