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Trinisoccer

Well you a'int ha to say another word. If yuh want story here is one.

People this is true, true, true t'ing. I doh 'no why I does be around when t'ing like this happen.

So, last night ah coming home from ATL and ah at the gate to jump on ah US Airways (Dem woss dan BWEE). Ah check d board and mey flight leaving late. Now I call them immediately because I ha to connect and with d lateness ah go miss meh flight. You know when I call dem people customer service is somebody in India ah speaking too?

Well yuh boy want to go home so ah bearing with d chic. We dey she ha mey on hold she say it ha a flight leaving at 8:09 to Newark. Ah say right get meh on that. After 15 min ah waiting and talking I realize d dam gurl trying to get me on the same dam flight I already on and that delay.

Well ah hot now so ah tell she just get me on any partner flight. So yuh boy on hold again. 10, 15 min gone by and she get meh on Continental straight to Newark. But she doh 'no what gate it is. Plane leaving in 15 min yuh 'no? Ah call Continental and the pleasant voice tell me where to go. If yuh see yuh boy run through d airport. Boy, ah remember meh Steve Austin days and ah sure if yuh did see meh I was running in slow motion and looking cute in meh black Addidas top, tight jeans, Puma racing shoes, and ah back pack. Oh gooooooooosssssh Redman looking good!!!!!

Anyway back to d story. So are reach d gate only for Continental to tell me dey ain't receive d money from US Airways so I cah board. Ah back on d phone no luck and d plane pulling out. Ah Vex, vex, vex.

But I see a family of about 10 people come back from d ramp and they complaining. People, so I maccoing and trying to fix my problem at d sametime. It seems that d woman husband and uncle now reaching d gate and them cause them to miss d plane. Now check it. D husband is about 5' 10", 325lb, very, very dark, he sweating and greasy, and wearing an orange 3 piece suit. D man start to cuss he wife about how she shoulda gone an F-ing leff him and he making noise in d airport. So d clerk tell him to calm down and she will put them on d 9:15 flight.

Eh heh? I here 9:15 flight I call Continental and Bam I on that flight. I had to go to the US Airways counter and get a paper ticket and run back. Ah sure ah look good in that run too.

Anyway, yuh boy on d plane an ah sitting right behind first class. Now is ah 767 and it have about 25 people on board so yuh know I good. I order my white wine and I good.

Posse, all I hear is "Mrs., Mrs., we missing one member of our party and he right by d counter trying to get on." I look up. You know the fat F**k looking to miss this flight too? So d captain come on and say they doing what they can to get a passenger on board and we will be leaving shortly.

Well he get on board huffing and puffing. He realize that it have empty seat in first class and he plant he fat @$$ in one ah dem. No body a'int tell him nothing. Now he family to the back, back ah d plane and he up dey only wipping he forehead. So I close meh eyes and trying to sleep, but I only see a flash. So ah close meh window shutter, because I know it coming from the light on the plane wing. But what de hell... I still seeing the flash. People is because Never-see-Come-see up dey with he camera possing and taking out picture of he self in first class....People, I now ha to watch this. He pull down he shades on he eyes, is 10 pm mind yuh, and take ah picture, he hold up a glass ah red wine and take a picture. When they bring a plate ah grapes, cantalope, and other fruits he take ah picture. If all yuh see my boy possing.

Now posse, posse this is wey I get vex. After he done all that the man go to the back ah the plane and bring he family up to sit next to me behind first class. The mudda F-ing plane empty and I now ha d f-ing country bookie clang setting next to me while greasy joe gone back in first class.

Wey I end up? In the mudda F-ing back ah d plane....

hottawarrior - win lose or draw

cyar cyarrrrrr cyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, TS boy, oo lawd ah deading. ah cant ketch meh breath. looooooooooooooool . and to think it take yuh soo long to tell we dat story looooooooool. ah three piece orange suit? and he dark black??? nah man, he was serious?? lol

wha really make meh roll is how yuh say "and if yuh see how d redman looking good running thru d airport in he....."
Yuh too damn full ah yuhself, hehehehe.
ooo lawd ah get ah headache fuss ah laugh. lolz

Jouvert

TS dahlin, yuh good. What more is there to say?

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LMAOOOOOOOOOO at TS..oh god..ah deaddin..lolzzzzzzz

Thanks fuh d laugh..yuh reall make meh nite..

trinisam

LMAO TS, wow........lol......de "fat f*ck" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

n e ways.......................................

ah still crakin up!!!

Izzy B

OK TS - my eyes are watering from that story - LOL LOL LOL -

allnatural

whaaa - ts bwoy dat wuz u?
smellin all good rushin thru deh airport lookin like somebody male supamodel spreadin fragrance all thru deh air

but you aint havvi talk bout my uncle ray ray like dat tho -- dat orange suit look real nice on him. . . 'specially when he match it up wit deh orange & yellow crocodile shoes. . . bwoy stop hatin
heeeheee

dat real 1st class -- dey wuz takin pics forreal? JAAAHHHH . . . you know deh sayin, you can take deh people out deh getto but you cant tek deh getto out deh people . . . .

but forreal tho -- check for cheap tix here: i find travelspan, bwee all dem seem more expensive

Jababygirl

Poor TS a so it go more time.

Caribbean Queen

This **** was good Mr.Trini man. You got the wrong end of the sword in the airport. But sweetti if you want to hear jokes to keep you busy send me your email i have over 100 jokes i would like to share with you.

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