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Do you know this joke?

George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'No'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay' and hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
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George said "I thought you said no one was available."

    



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hottawarrior - win lose or draw
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looooooool, good one.

i know that wasnt in trinidad cause after hearing that George shot the thieves, the police woulda wait until morning. ah mean, is not like the thieves going anywhere.....and since is d middle of the night and all, why lose the few hours sleep that they getting?

but i reall like that one. heheheheh


Saphira
LOL, no I have not heard that one. Hope you don't mind, I'm gonna share this with my friends...... still laughing.....Cheers!!


lez
nice one


me me me
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Nice Trini Joke


Petra M
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Fuh real, ent? lol! That's how things operate down here. Trinidad too sweet, oui. Good one.


Regan S
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Oh Gawd!!!!!!!! dat was funny


jess
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lol i like this one


South Chic
Good joke.


pjom
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Very funny one.

Here is a police story for you.

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry
five persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four.
You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."


How is it ?


Rockstar ☆
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Thats not really a joke....its more like a whitty, outsmart the police story.


OctoberGirl
I never heard the joke, it's cute, but how in the world did it end up in the Caribbean section under Trinidad & Tobago?


get
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no I have not heard that one
it look old to me


misony
aha...sorry i dun really unserstang :P!



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