Fountain of youth found in T&T?

Tantie Mertle age 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the Express newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs
'Yuh not really asking me to consider you, ent ?' the widow said. 'Just look at yuh! Yuh have no legs!'
The old gentleman smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
'Yuh don't have any arms either!' she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed??'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?'
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...
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i am so happy
So very happy
i am so happy we get ah goal from Latapy