Friends...?

A simple friend vs. a Trini Friend..

lolz..heheh


A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A TRINI FRIEND CAUSE THE DAMN TEARS IN DE FIRST PLACE

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A TRINI FRIEND KNOW WHERE DEY LIVIN, WHAT DEY COOKIN ON WHAT DAY, AND WILL SHOW UP AT THEIR DOORSTEPS

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean. AH TRINI FRIEND COME LATE, BRING A BUNCH UH PEOPLE AND DEN TALK ABOUT YUH WHEN ALL DE FOOD AND BOOZE DONE

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. AH TRINI FRIEND SCREENIN DE CALL AN DOH ANSWER WHEN IS YOU

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. AH TRINI FRIEND WILL LISTEN TO YUH PROBLEMS AN CRY WID YOU, EVEN OFFER TO HELP YUH, DEN TELL EVERYBODY, AND ADD A LITTLE JUICE TO IT

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A TRINI FRIEND WOULD BLACK MAIL YOU AND STILL TELL EVERYBODY

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. OH GOSH.....A TRINI FRIEND OPEN YUH FRIDGE, CLEAN IT OUT, COMPLAIN YUH AIN'T HAVE ENOUGH, DEN TELL DE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD DEY MOUTH WAS DRY

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight. AH TRINI FRIEND TELL EVERYBODY DEY DONE WID YOU AND TELL THEM DOH TALK TO YOU AND SHOW UP IN YUH HOUSE WID BIG HUG AN TING

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you! AH TRINI FRIEND WILL SAY HE DOING SOMETHING REAL IMPORTANT AND GO CALL BACK, NEXT TING YUH HEAR HE REALLY WAS GOIN TO DE ANCHORAGE FETE
Additional Details
A young Trinbago Yankee was having a conversation with a Trinidadian one day and told him that she had returned to Trinidad to get married. He couldn't understand why after living abroad for so many years she couldn't find a nice man to marry instead of coming back to Trinidad.

She eventually told him that she was getting married to a "Mexican doctor" (in a very pronounced American accent at that). Well the guy couldn't believe what he had heard and told her."A Mexican doctor! But girl, ah real happy for yuh. Yuh real do good for yuhself!".

Eventually the day of the wedding came and the same guy who she told about the wedding decided that he wanted to pass by and see for himself how things were proceeding. He however noticed that all that was playing at the reception was dub music. He couldn't understand how they would only be playing dub music and the guy was Mexican, so he decided to ask someone about it.

He said, "Hear nah...how come dey playin so much ah dub, an de fella is a