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Re$h

well look how i feel like ah a$$ trying to sing the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star!!! haha...
i going an tell some ah dem to meh family now, they go cuss, but say wat...

El Jefe

1. Of course you can cry underwater. But your tears are very diluted.

2. The extra penny is for the thought tax.

3. Think of all the fashion designers that have died and gone to heaven over the years. What do you think you wear in heaven?

4. Because it's easier to make round pizzas than square pizzas, and easier to make square boxes than round ones. Besides, there's room in the corners for cups of sauce and stuff.

5. I'm pretty sure whatever disease the cured ham had was terminal.

6. Man on the moon > Wheels on luggage = Priorities, priorities, priorities.

7. Yeah, but in those two hours, babies sleep REAL good!

8. If a deaf person goes to court, it's still called a hearing because the lawyers do all his listening for him.

9. Because if you were IN TV, you'd probably get electrocuted from all the bare wires in there. Even if you didn't, you'd probably get SUCH a cramp!

10. Silly, you can look down on people who don't expect anyone to be able to see them from atop a nearby high building. The floor show's a steal at the price they charge for the binocs.

11. Think about the next really homely person you see...if you were a doctor, would you really want to wait around gawking at them while they were taking their clothes off?

Nika

1) If I was drowning, for damn sure.

2) Depends on how many times they were on the front page.

3) VAT.

4) You think there's polyester in heaven? (Thinking of my Tanty from St. James).

5) So the boxes don't roll out the door when you hit that pothole. Lots of potholes in Trinidad and lots of car doors with questionable locks.

6)Mad Pig Disease.

7) Men were in charge of the whole operation.

8) How many parents rub that lil tip ah brandy/scotch/rum on their babies' gums to get them to sleep?! (Try going three four days with no sleep---at that point all ideas sound good).

9) Yep. All his neighbours hear the news before he does.

10) Never been in/on either.

11) Same reason fellahs these days love being six and a half feet tall and then complain when they can't fit in they beds anymore.

12) Why miss out on the already naked person in the next room?

curious!

1. If you can pee underwater, then you can cry I suppose

2. Assassinated persons are shot in the head, back/ front /side - usually involved with gangs, drugs, etc.

3. Two cents, penny - all old sayings! Now yuh gotta say one grand or mill versus one hundred thousand grand or mill

4. Never been to heaven, cant say!

5. Cheaper to make a square box than a round one, easier to fold too

6. Uncured ham disease

7. To make man tote his own weight for a while longer!

8. Babies sleep with no worries on their mind - maybe dream about milk only!

9. Yes, the deaf can communicate in other ways

10. In on off under over through

11. Uh to see the view, can't see from below

12. I guess to make the patient more at ease - if my doctor watched me while I was undressing myself, then I be wondering!

julien

wheeeey dread yuh better call Dr. Phil yes or Ceaser Milan bout that blowing in de dog face ting
but yuh still make we go HMMMMMMMM..... doh :)

pepper

that's pretty awesome in a way it's things that an everyday person won't think of like why does a round pizza come in square box and the one about baby oil good one though

Chef D

Very Good, but too much to answer.

seventy

what has all this got to do with travel to Trinidad and Tobago?

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