julien
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ohhhh gorm ah sorry dey ! keep de rat lock up ! infact how come yuh eh leggo the rat on the Bago man LMAO !!!!! ok ok ok (ducking)
To dem who eh unnerstand de lingo ....try again, ship i does understand redneck and hippie so keep trying
de wus ting i gone wit ah woman in ah wedding, she want to dance wit me but she foot huttin....and she ask if she cud stand on my feet to dance.Like i is she fadder and as if she weight 2pounds
Ah next one -- she eh want nuttin to drink but everytime i get something she taking ah friggin sip, ah leave dat drink wit she and get ah next one she want to sip that too AND I WAS BUYING. Man she get drop home sooooo fas eh.
Odder dan dat everyting else was cool 'cept wen meh neighb vex wit meh cause he girl ....ah gone !!! |
Trinisoccer
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Yuh know I getting sick ah this sh!t. Why all yuh keep thinking that something funny or dotish happen to me no matter what the situation?
Anyway, this a'int funny, but it was more like an evening from hell. So, I 17 years old and driving. I big man with meh friends because I driving daddy Mitsibishi Galant, with A/C and automatic trunk openner, big time car in them days.
So, I gone to see meh 15 year old girl friend who going Bishops play football. People the girl get vex with me because I didn't tell she I was coming. Well yuh know to me it must have more to dat story, but that in it self is another story. So I in turn get vex. Oh gosh, if you see them nice, nice St. Francios girls around. People I start to rap to a few and next thing I know we off in daddy car and yuh boy rolling.
So, yuh know I had to go to meh boy's house and show off, my Y! trini posse know that a'int my style. He come out and say wiat I going and get dress ah coming. People this is where the problems start.
The nice chick in the front seat with green eyes and a smile to kill ask meh to drive the car. People, all yuh know at that point big head went to sleep and small head had all engines fired up. So she jump in the from seat and I dey touching and giving instructions. "No, easily give some gas...." I might have well say jam d peddle. The chick slam on the peddle and fly across the intersection and with a nice touch to the short drive she slam we into a wall.
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, my Y! posseeeeeeeeeeee. I jump out the car and push she over to the other side so it look like I was driving. I look at the hills and wanted to run dey, because I know ah dead, dead, dead. Alright, alright, ah call daddy and tell him I crash the car. Ah, waiting for him and meh pants wet with sweat, 'cause I know along with daddy death on its way. But while I panicing little head who get me in trouble still talking about if we get out of this he sure, sure, sure he and she go have ah grand party now...
Daddy reach. He inspect the situation and talk to the people about fixing dey wall. He look at me calmly and say to drive the car home. So I drive it home and park and go to meh room waiting for the death staff to hit me. Alright, I hearing action outside and I dey dying with what coming next. The light in mey bedroom flick on and ah hear daddy say "What you doing laying down?" So I replied "I....I...I waiting on you."
He say "You wasn't going a party tonight?" "Yes."
He pull out he wallet and say "Here look $60 and we go talk about this tomorrow. Go yuh party."
People, People, you know after that is much, much respect for daddy. The next day we talk and he wasn't in a vex mode, and 3 days later little head headed up Belmont to the party he invited himself to. Leh meh say he had a good time and didn't kum home till sun up.... |
Re$h
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TS u lucky boy!
if i scrape my father car i go have to look for a place to spend d night! (ah ole corolla, mind u)
well honestly i aint have no bad date experiences really nah, i went out mostly in groups so it was easy to "duck" somebody(not that i did) so i can safely say that is one thing i avoid yes!!!! |
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