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 Going to Jamaica in a couple of weeks?
Hi there im going to Jamaica in a couple of weeks and will be going to Montego Bay and Ocho Rios will also be staying at the doctors cave beach hotel and will be staying in the resort.

I ...


 Hey i want to move to jamacia but iam not sure where to go iam going their this summer dose anyone know where?
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 What do you?
think about this article?

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For the moment mines in a hot Bake and Shark!
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It still have Nuggle Sugga!

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 Can any Jamaican help me please?
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 My Jamaican Boyfriend.?
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curious!

Joke - I am sure I have heard another version of this joke before?

World Cup Travel.

At the station, 3 Jamaicans buy a ticket each and watch as 3 Trinis buy just one ticket for them all.

'How allyuh going on only one ticket?' asks one of the Jamaicans

'Watch an' see nah,' answers one of the Trinis.

They all board the train. The Jamaicans take their respective seats but all three Trinis cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says 'Ticket please.'

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Jamaicans see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the Trinis style on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Trinis don't buy a ticket at all!!!

'Whey boy! Whah happen tuh all yuh? How all yuh travelling wit
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'Whey boy! Whah happen tuh all yuh? How all yuh travelling without a ticket?' says one perplexed Jamaican

'We know how to wuk de ting, y'all doan bodder wid we.' answers a Trini.

When they boarded the train the 3 Trinis cram into one toilet and soon after the 3 Jamaicans cram into another nearby toilet.

The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Trinis leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the Jamaicans are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, 'Ticket please.' The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The Trini calmly collects the ticket and goes back into his toilet

    



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Seana
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noooooooo....wheres the rest of it??
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lmao...damn trickydadians...lol...u have to admit thats smart tho


♥F®ïgg ÜÞ ©hî¢♥™
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Umm.. chic, a part missin..lol where d ending??


Chris M
Aw man. I was really getting into that


AntiStyptic
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wheres the ending!?!

**edit** omg dats actually really gud really interesting and a great punchline lmao!


lez
wha happen gyul, you hook me den leave me hangin.


Chef D
Interesting, but we need more.


♥Casey♥
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aww..lol must be trini eh......=)


Jonsey
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i think a bit is missing


Reds
laughing without the ending. Ah picture it already.


Jan
o.k now whats the other version?


Trinisoccer
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Curious?!! Wey dey rest?!!


hottawarrior - win lose or draw
Ohh geed, i was just getting ready for ah big belly laugh......and den d rest ah de story missing! talk about let down!! looool


Beau R
Are they "riding the rails"?



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