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Casa

Like this Joke?

Prime Ministers Gordon Brown of the UK, Patrick Manning of Trinidad & Tobago, & President George W. Bush of USA all die of natural causes & end up in hell for all of the atrocities each one committed during office.
Gordon Brown asked the Devil if he could make a call to England to see ifthe country was running ok. Satan agrees & Brown makes the the call & talks for 5 minutes.Satan told him that the bill was $5 million. Bush also asked if he could place a call to the US. Permission is granted & he talks for 8 minutes, & his call cost him $8 million.Manning said he wanted to call Trinidad. Of course Manning has to make himself look more important that his 2 counterparts so he talks for 2 HOURS than makes inquiries about the cost of the call. Satan informs Manning that his call costs $1.00. Manning is disappointed and asks Satan, "how is it that my call was longer then Brown's and Bush's & my bill is so much cheaper than theirs'?"Satan replied, "calling from hell to hell is a local call!

    



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curious!
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People lightnen up I think it was just a casual joke - we've all substitiued other countries in these jokes before!

Trini is a paradise - we know so!!


julien
oh gosh somebody call ah doctor ..... quick ! ah choking on ah stale joke
yuh was going good eh but it fall wen yuh say local call..... Trini still ah heaven dread despite erryting
But try again ah mean it still shows yuh tinking


Don, son of Shakka
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Caribbean islands are paradise, the other two countries mentioned are f....a....r more qualified to be called hell, please do some more research, Leave jokes alone, you have a better chance of becoming a british or american leader.


triniwondagirl
yuh was goin hott until yuh call trini hell
despite all the drama in trini to me and am sure a lot more trinis, our homeland is still a heaven in its own ways


trinisam
The beginning was good, but the ending wasnt...
Juss to add on...check the US and the UK crime rate, then check the lifestyle of citizens living there, and compare that to Trinbago. Yes, the govt not doing there job rite, but that is no reason to call sweet sweet TnT hell.
We far better off than some nations.


c w
CUTE


hottawarrior - win lose or draw
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girl, you was going sooo good eh, and den ah read the end and it just fall flat. sorry eh, you could make joke bout every body in we country, but you just cant call we country hell, even in a joke.

But that was almost ah great joke.


ROGER
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BEST


Cairn M
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Marvelous!!!
Ha-hayeeeee!!
Wheyyyyye!!


Lucky Pal
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hA Ha HUA HA,

GOOD JOKE

AND GOOD LUCK





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