PBR (Priority Bus Route) Etiquette?

This is cute & funny - Enjoy


Bus route decorum:- Breaking it down to a science!!!

1) When entering a maxi and there are people in it....YOU not them... Your the one to say "good day or good morning". Dem done seated in de maxi...you come and meet dem there. **** man!

2) You are only paying $5.00 just like everyone else. Your five dollars entitles you to a seat...not some of the other patron’s square inch. This isn't the main Road.... that’s a different set of rules...not 15 school girl on top each other in the back row.

3) The WINDOW.... I feel we need to spend some time on this topic. Ppl doesn't understand at all!
This one goes out especially to all my sisters and working woman. :- Not because U do yuh hair & yuh don't want it to blow out... means yuh must keep de window close.
Sister friend.... my $5 guarantees at least a 1/3 of dat window open. Scene?
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To all those cellular lovers:- Now i understand dat there are emergencies in life....but i doubt someone would call you on your phone and say....
"so & so dead" ...so it have to be a man yuh on the phone with or some woman!
A conversation in a maxi isn't a private affair...so a grace period of 5mins is enough time allocated for a brief...informative conversation.