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hottawarrior - win lose or draw

dat sooo true eh, when Trini mothers in d hospital, somebody does drop d handbook by dey bed - YOU ARE NOW A MOTHER Things you should know!!

1. always accessorise each word with a lash - slap and, slap i, slap did, slap tell, slap you, slap not, slap to, slap do, slap dat, slap? slap you, slap to, slap slap slap kissmetail, slap harden.

2. children should not cry when you are beating them, unless you want them too. - wha yuh crying for, you want some more?? me ent give you nothing for you to be crying!! slap slap slap. OR orrrr, so yuh feel you is man/ooman in here, you standing up and taking licks?!?!?! and you ent want to cry! (come on parents, make up yuh mind. you either want me to cry or you dont, but you cant have it both ways)

3. when quarrelling, ignore your child until you are ready to hear the answer! feel free to use phrases such as - hush yuh mouth!, and yuh mouth to damn rude! of course by then your child would have stopped talking so you may need the following to get an explanation: you ent hear ah talking to you? answer me, all the time you mouth big big?
Note: if your child even has the nerve to say ' but mammy, you just told me to hush' feel free to give them another cut tail.

You ever wonder how yuh parents does know all the wrong things you does do? You feel i ent know you went down d road and .......... or. yuh feel me ent see when you was stoning down all d mango off ah d man tree? she wasnt dey, it didnt have no body around, how she see that???

Its a known fact that wave patterns dont change in this country: the weather is always - fair to fine with a few scattered showers. Waves are always 1 meter in sheltered areas. lol.

Don, son of Shakka

no wondah we hav so much mannahs, we brought up spik an span, wat eva we doin now is we own mekins, liks was like medicine, given befoe ever meal, befoe goin to bed, an wake you up early in de maanin, my granma always memba wat ah do 3 monts ago an add it to de menu. I get lik an baal geesas more dan any pastor pon sunday.
Den she say " yuh see how yuh hardears yuh gwine mek mi kill yuh, fi de law come haul an pull me"
an I wid me *** on fire hav to say " no granny"
ah hour later ah was bak to me evil,
Ah love har endlessly she's now my guardinan angel.

julien

why <slap> yuh <slap> so <slap> h<slap>arden <slap> eh <slap>answer meh <slap>.
Yuh mout <slap> too <slap> hot <slap> !
I swear was ah kiss meh ar$e recordin fu de weather, wha was slight to morderate seas, eh wha is ah scattered showers... in de dry season too eh ( de grong hard and dry but dem sayin rain comin).
Ah next ting why have de lil news ticker runing at de bottom of de screen wen news going on. Yuh tellin meh and want meh to read it too, jus in case yuh lie ?
Why dey does call it zebra crossin and it eh have NO friggin Zebras crossing dey
Why dey call it ah Manila folder and it make in China ?
What de ar$e dey telling yuh on de label "Made in the USA with imported materials" WGAS who gives a sh it
Wham to dem vendors dem puttin up sign 5 for 10 with no $$ sign, wha it is $5 for 10 or 5 for $10 ?
Yuh ever see ah fish vendor wit ah food badge ?
Since wen ah cold coconut is one dey hide from de sun in ah old deep freeze without ice ?
ok ok i gone fu now geeez and ages blood sugar dropping

Jouvert

Dat weather report is a blinking recording oui! It does NEVAH change! Sun shining, rain pelting, hurricane coming, same khaki pants!

As fud de licks talk, ( My mudda was a licks talk specialist, she geh she degree in dat)
She talk before de boof, she during de boof, she on de phone wit she fren and dem after de boof talking bout " she eh know what she do to deserve dis harden chile and calling on de Lord for assitance...... Put ah HAN Lord!"

Hear nah, I am convinced there is a school Trini mudders does pass through to learn licks lyrics yes!

Hush yuh mout! Yuh eh hear me talking to you?

Yuh cyar cry, and if yuh EH cry, yuh dogs dead. Have to love dem though!

Re$h

when yuh mother tell yuh to do something, yuh end up doin sh!t and she buff yuh up saying, "ah know ah shuda never ask yuh to do it!"
Well Why Yuh Didnt Do It In The Fist Place Woman!!!!!
(sorry ma)
_____
Some ppl who go to now get their drivers lisense tell the instructors, "i cud drive already u know"
"i dont need much practice"
but how the hell yuh cud drive?
ah thought yuh no supposed to drive without ah lisense.
eh! eh!
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allyuh ever use this line on yuh mother?
'Ma, take out meh food nah, plz"

"girl , ah done make the food, yuh want meh take it out too!"

"but ma, it does taste so much better when u do it!"

Ashti

Shut yuh mouth (slap), ah say (slap) shut yuh mouth and answer me. Yuh want something tuh cry about, eh? What yuh crying for ? (pot spoon, pot spoon)

kisseemeebuty

My mother use to whip our butts when she thought we were sassing her. She would also get us for being lazy and for not doing our chores, for misbehaving and other things. We are all grown now and have children of our own. Now we understand the frustrations she went through. Payback is a Mother! I can testify. PS: I hope I'm on the same sheet of music as you are.

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