Several hundred P&S regulars want to book a Carribian cruise, could you kind folks help us out with a few Q's

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Â§hizz.

1. You get locked in a cabin with the Yamster for One day. I say it's worth it.

2. Several. I'll email you the details of my last vacation.

3. Who goes on a cruise that doesn't offer a sausage buffet???

4. See answer #2

Freaky One

5. How many bottles of lube will be complimentary and is it beef stew flavored?
6. Can we keep the towels?
7. Will we have internet access?
8. Is there a bed big enough for 8-37 people?

Platy the Pus in full force

please just make sure there is troll repellent and binoculars for when Hehehe tans topless.

Madam Naka Unleashed

If we can book the entire ship...we can make the menu and the rules.

Buk (Flushed)

The Captain is Out to Lunch and The Sailors Have Taken over the Ship.

One of my favorite book of poems by Bukowski.

Kiss my befuddlement

Don't forget the 50 gallon drums of lube.

Hehehe

topless and bottomless, Platy

'over'moderated,sorry

1. None whatsoever, I own my own boat and therefore automatically hold the rank of captain, very convenient.
We just 'forget' the original one when we hot wire this beauty.
2.Clothes are overrated, and it will be hot anyway.
and I want to get a nice profit on the factor 30 sun block I stashed aboard to protect the sensitive area's.
3.I've hired ' We aim to grease inc' as cruise caterers.. I don't expect any trouble at all. They specialize in sausages.
4.Many flavors and added crunchy bits can be provided at no
extra costs, you want chilled or heated pools.

Join our great white shark experience where we use fresh ground up reporters and trolls for chumming and attracting
the biggest of these critters.
Barracuda trolling with live Yamsters as bait is also a favorite
providing you with hours of fun and spectacular catches.

~~miss ellie~~

NO EDNA ALLOWED. NO STALKERS , HATERS, well, if I say cheaters who will go? ROFL jk

Trixie Taint

BOOK ME
BOOK ME
PLEASE PLEASE
BOOK ME...........
Peace.

Squirrel Cage

the Goodship Lollypop comes instantly to mind.

"Welcome to Fantasy Island"

pimpster spitty (spitchus)

1. there are none
2. yes, naked cruises are a must
3. yes, I'm the chef
4. yes, i do , i have jello and pudding. I'm all about Bill C.

Harley Mama

Oh! That sounds just SPLENDID!!!!! Are clothes going to be optional?

Vick (In Da Clink)

1. Walking the plank (into the pudding hot tub).
2. Yes, and it is run by the Village People.
3. Every day is a sausage buffet on Village Cruise lines.
4. Refer to #1.

The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp

Pippi will be doing her acclaimed cabaret revue, "A Five-Hour Salute to Sondheim!" in the Lido Lounge.

Attendance will be mandatory.

Wonder Woman

Make sure there are brass poles installed on all the levels.

Make sure it's NOT a rowboat.

nurse.susie has â™¥

I'm willing to work for my passage..well just a few hours a day...wanna work on my tan too!! Will stock up on hang over meds....

Nora G

unfortunately the answer to all ur ?s is no but it sure sounds like a cruise that would be a lot more fun

NONAME

Now Yidiot! We just gonna take over this cruse, but you of course know, that some will have multiple members bunking in their cabin, so we can "conserve" the other rooms for our wild parties!

I mightblind peope if I stripped form my clothing so I think I'll stand naked on the bow of the ship and make sure Bambrick is watching so we can go "Walrus Overboard" and then I'll put on my pudding suit and jump in!

áƒ¦Dr. Love Muffin's Pirate Ta

Was I not invited....I think so
I cannot answer at this time

Damn Pocket Protector

1. If you try to mutiny...Isaac will cut you...

2. Wearing "seal skin" clothing is in serious bad taste...

3. People requesting special meals will be transferred to the Exxon Valdez...and you WILL be required to row...

4. No...pudding is forbidden...however...Lime Jello Gelatin is very popular...it wiggles and jiggles when the seas are choppy...

Hope this helped...consider me your personal travel agent...From Hell!

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