Sharing a tickle today,cuz somebody 'fraid dey get blaze. I eh calling names rite ...?

THREE MEN, AN AMERICAN, A CHINESE GUY, AND A TRINIDADIAN BREDRIN WERE HAVING A DISCUSSION.





THE AMERICAN SAID “ OUR COUNTRY IS SO ADVANCE, THAT OUR DOCTORS TOOK A HUMAN BRAIN, CUT IT INTO TWO, PLACED IT IN TWO BODIES, AND NOW THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR WORK”







THE CHINESE GUY (WHO APPARENTLY WAS BI-LINGUAL) SAID “ AMERICAN–SAN, THIS IS NOTHING. CHINA IS SO GREAT, DOCTOR TOOK BRAIN, CUT IN FOUR. PUT IN FOUR PEOPLE, AND TODAY, THEY ARE LOOKING FOR WORK”





MY TRINIDADIAN BREDRIN, WHO HEAR ENOUGH CHUPID TALK, SAID “MAN, ALL AH ALL YUH NOT READY YET. RIGHT HERE IN TRINIDAD WE TAKE A MAN WITH NO BRAIN, VOTE HIM PRIME MINISTER AND NOW HALF THE COUNTRY LOOKING FOR WORK”







LOL, BIG UP TO MEH TRINI BROTHER.
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plus
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred

years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.



The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life

for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'



He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.



The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.



The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'



He asks her 'Shall we?'



She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.











This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down and you **** on its head.'
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