Some more jokes ☺?

Heres some jokes for u guys!!! Hope it brightens your day a little.
And LMAO @ Juliens urgent page for me lol.

*North American English to Trini Translation:
NAE: How about some Hors d'heurves or a piece of finger food,
TnT: Wah is dis lil piece ah ting yuh trying togive meh?

NAE: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu.
TnT: Papayo! It look like dey wuk obeah on Susan.

NAE: I wish you would quit lying.
TnT: Stop de blinkin lyin, yuh is ah ole liyad.

NAE: It's time for a perm.
TnT: Gyul , yuh head need straightenin bad

NAE: Yuck! This is nasty!
TnT: Oh geeeeed!! Dis ting nasty too bad.

NAE: Girl, your acne is terrible.
TnT: Gal how yuh face look like ah grater so

NAE: Poached (boiled) chicken
TnT: Dat meat eh start tuh cook yet.

NAE: He has a touch of Dyslexia.
TnT: He duncee fuh so.

NAE: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
TnT: Dat chile too dam harden, bust ah lash in he a$$.
Additional Details
NAE: Lord, we have lost electricity again.
TnT: Jeezanages, current gorn again.

*Before daily prayers and before declaring a Fatwa, Osama Bin Laden would go into a great cave in the Hindu Kush mountains of Afghanistan. In that cave was the largest mirror in the world. He would ask it 'Oh Mirror, oh Mirror. Who is the baddest, most feared man on this great earth?'

The mirror would respond 'Oh you. Usama. Oh you Usma Bin Laden.' He would then go out, smiling, to greet the thousands of his followers.

One day he came out of the cave and dropped to the ground sobbing. His tribal leaders rushed to his side and begged him to tell them what was wrong. Through his sobs, he looked up and asked them 'Who de hell is Ramesh Lawrence Maharaj?'

LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO, dat was soo funny ah just had to post it, but doh worry Ramesh, me eh have no beef with u, is just a joke ☺