What do you do Posse?

I know what we all do for fun, play de fool here, but what do you do professionally? Chef D, you could skip this one :-)

I am a Contract Compliance Specialist. Extremely boring but if anyone wants details I will oblige.
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Sigh....I was really hoping to get through this without explaining but I did say I'd oblige.

I work for the Government Printing Office and we print all Federal Government materials. We are responsible for Congressional payroll checks go back. Passports, tax forms all that stuff. Some things we print in house some we contract out. I am responsible for negotiating the contracts with the print houses and ensuring compliance with the terms of those contracts.

Is really a set ah hand slapping and listening to grown @$$ people lying about what dey do an eh do and begging meh not tuh frigg up dey record so dey cyah print we tings again.