What is a true Trini?

1. You refer to all powdered cleaning agents as "Vim".
2. You refer to all storage spaces built into your home as "cupboard".
3. You know somebody called "Beulah".
4. You distinguish between "coco-tea" "bush-tea" " and "green-tea".
5. You call all hard candy "sweety".
6. You refer to all salt crackers as "Crix".
7. You say "whappenin" even at a funeral.
8. You tell the host "Good Night" when you arrive at someone's home in the evening.
9. You wash the "wares" after having dinner.
10. When someone pays you a compliment, you say "Doh mamaguy meh".
11. When someone sympathises with you, you comment "Yuh think it easy?"
12. You point with your lips.
13. You give directions with your hands, even if it's in another state,"Yuh jus go up de road and when yuh see........
14.You always offer something to eat or drink to visitors, even if it's kool-aid and Crix
15. You go to parties for food and drinks.
16. And the word free never quite had the same meaning.
Additional Details
You nod your head upwards to greet someone and sideways when the joke is stale.
18. You're standing next to plenty luggage and boxes at the airport.
19. You use an umbrella for shade on hot days and never have it when it's raining.
20. You always offer something to eat or drink to visitors, even if it's kool-aid and Crix.
21. You refer to all sweet coloured juice as "Kool-Aid".
22. You love to pick your nose.
23. You also point at other people while they pick their noses.
24. You hate to throw away empty containers for they might come in handy for pepper sauce.
25. And if you live in the states you probably have more pepper sauce and seasoning that you can use in your lifetime because people insist that "dey doh have dat in de cold".
26. You say "boy" at the beginning of a sentence and "man" at the end of it.
27. And "priority" does'nt have anything to do with you having to do something right away.
28. You always turn around when someone says psssssssst!"