Would u allow me to introduce myself formally?

well this is grasshopper here.i have been goin thru the trini section of Y/A and answerin some questions but i havent introduced myself formally so lemme do so.
i must admit that i have become addicted.when i reach 2 work i does check 2 see what allyuh ask/story allyuh relay.
i am a female.whatever else yuh need to kno doh be fraid to ask but i just figure i wud stop acting like a psycho stalker and properly storm the dance
now thats done dont b fraid 2 b a good neighbour and bring across sum macaroni pie or piece of sponge cake wrapped in 2 much foil.
d way i see things goin on this site allyuh look like d neighbours who cud tell me when bandit pass or if courts come 2 take back my couch set or if t&tec come 2 cut mih lights..but with d ttec story,just tell dem i drop the cheque in dis mornin.isnt dat always d line?i kno my modder make mih use that nuff time.poor me have 2 go outside and tell dem dat during the aug vacation while my modder at work so i cud c cartoons later.jk :D