Wuz d stalest joke allyuh ever hear?

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â™¥Caseyâ™¥

1.wha yuh get wen yuh cross ah rooster and a fowl...
( a bird dat gets up at the quack of dawn)

2.Two silk worms are in a run who wins you say?
( a tie)

3.Wah did d evil chicken layed
(Deviled eggs)

4. Why are movie stars soo cool?
(cuz day have alots of 'fans')

5.How do you fiz a broken tomato...
(with tomato paste)

6.CAUTION the following is an extremly dirty joke!
( a white house fell down in a puddle of mudd)

7.BET THIS IS THE HIGHTEST JOKE YOU HAVE EVR HEAR!
( a man wen to mount everst)

8.THE DEEPEST JOKE!
( a man wen to the bottom of the sea)...

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Got dis with d help of my uncle...( he's famous for stale joke! )

Chara

Oh gosh Juicyp.Yuh askin for stale jokes.Boy de jokes I hear so stale yuh wudnt even laugh.Here goes...

1] Ah man climb up ah tree but it was a two.
2]A man walk through ah corn feild and come out a maze
3]Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?.....To get to the bottom.
4]Yuh want to hear de story bout de bed?....It eh make up yet.
5] Back in de days,two man talking bout who hav de lastest car.One say boy I have ah March.De nex one, say no ah hav de latest one out....ah hav ah decmber.
6] This joke so stale it went in jail for forty days and still *** bac out stale.

These are compliments of my sisters who actually hold stale joke competitions home.These were the winners last week.these were so stale ah didnt even crack ah smile.

If yuh really want to laugh ah think yuh shud ask for some funny jokes.

Sugga

1)Ugly Competition!
One time they were having on ugly competition three men wanted to enter, a Jamaican, Trinidadian and a Guyaneses. They all went to the place to enter the Trini went first and got in then the Guyaneee was next he also got through. After the Jamaican went in, the person at the counter looked at the Jamaican and said, "SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS".

2)Press The X On Your Computer Screen
A mother and her daughter were sitting on the bed chatting. Since the daughter was not using the computer she asked her mother to turn it off.
Mother: "how I turn this thing off now?"Daughter: "press the X up in the right hand corner."The mother took her finger and pressing the X asked: "how come it don't close?"

3)3 West Indians And The Waiter
Three buddies talking bout if they in they casket and friends and family are mourning over them, what they would like to hear them say 'bout them?
The first fella say, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man."
The second fella say, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who mek a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."
The third fella say, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK DEY, HE MOVING!!!!!"

julien

Chara take the cake de oven and de bakery. Like she had training from Tommy Joseph !

Re$h

but Chara girl u aint easy!!!!
ha..
yuh know is when ah want to tell ah joke dat does cud make everybody laugh den ah does remember the stale ones... now ah blank!!!!!!!

hottawarrior - win lose or draw

LMAO Chara, girl after dat, we ent need to tell no more. them jokes was d worse!!!!!

Seana

chara u are the expaaaart answerer to every question...gurl yuh too sweet.

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