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Ayelle

Anyone got any funny cruise stories?

I have a couple. Will you share yours with me? I'll share mine after I get a couple of answers if I get any, so check back!
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Zef H
How about some funny comments made by cruise ship passengers?

1) Does the crew sleep on board?

2) Is the island completely surrounded by water?

3) How does the captain know where to go?

4) When the captain is sleeping, who is steering the ship?

5) Does the ship generate its own electricity?

6) What time is the midnight buffet?

7) What do they do with the ice sculptures after it melts?

8) How many fjords to the dollar?

9) What time is the two o'clock tour?

10) How do we know which photographs are ours?

11) I am married, but can I still come to the singles party?

12) Do I put my luggage out before or after I go to sleep?

13) Is an outside cabin outside of the ship?

14) Does the ship have cable TV?


darkwarriorxii
It isn't exactly "funny," but it's a great story. This was taken from my cruise review of our July 2007 cruise on the Legend:

Day 6: Costa Maya
This is another docking port so there are no tenders. This was probably the best port for reasons I'll explain in a little bit. Actually, I didn't get off the ship at this port either, so I can't say anything about what it's like. However, I still enjoyed this port. This is because of what happened toward the end of our stay here.

As I mentioned before, we were with the Carnival Valor at several ports on our cruise. I think we were on an identical cruise, save a port or two (including the home port), because we saw the Valor at most of our ports. Anyway, at this port, we were docked right next to [adjacent to] the Valor, about 20 feet away, at the same dock.

For about the last half hour of our stay, somehow, crowds gathered on the sides of the ships that faced each other. I'm not sure if this was planned by Carnival or not, but it was interesting to say the least. I was in my stateroom listening to music when all of a sudden I heard cheering coming from outside. I heard it again. I then heard the ship's horn blow. I thought we were leaving port, but I look back out 10 minutes later and we were still docked. I walk outside to see what's going on, and I see a crowd of people lined along the Valor's Lido deck. People are on their balconies on our ship and on the Valor. Back and forth our ships went. The guests on our ship would shout and cheer, and then the Valor went. Then the other ship would chant "L is for loser" (L as in Legend), and we would chant something back.

Next thing I know, our ship blows its horn a few times. Then the Valor blew its horn in the same pattern. Then, the ships quickly alternated blowing horns. We'd blow ours, with a response from the Valor, then ours again, and again the Valor. This caused a lot of cheering from the crowds. When our horn would blow, we'd cheer for our ship and they'd boo. When their horn blew, they'd cheer and we'd boo. When our gangway was finally taken in (we left first), the guests on the Valor started cheering "naa naa naa naa, hey heey, goodbye". But it wasn't over. We stayed in port for a little while longer. Since I was outside, I could hear what was going on on the Valor. Their cruise director came on the PA system and said, "on the count of three, let's hear a cheer for the Valor! One, two, THREE!" A couple minutes later, our cruise director responded with a call for our cheer. As we pulled away, our ship blew the typical leaving-port horn call. The Valor responded with the same call, as if they didn't want to end the fun. Overall, our horn was much deeper, but theirs was louder. I think our horn was better though, as the deeper tone got to you more. This was quite an experience, something I've never seen or heard of before.


hollister_chick
one time, wen i was 11, i was in a kids club on a cruide. then i was playing with my friends and wen we looked towards the window, we saw this boy our age leaning against it. we thought he was jumping out of the cruise ship so we screamed so loud. it was hilarious


myraxellenxamos
I dont really have any funny stories.. only when the guy singing sat on my moms lap but it was only funy if you were there and knew my mom. lol


auerboonies88
awhile back my husband and i went on a cruise and they had a game where you dress your mate as a girl , well my hubby did and he wore my bra and a top with a matching skirt of mine. i laughed so hard than they took his pic with all the other so called "girls" we have the pic. some where. they asked him his name and what he does for a living he said he was singapore and models leg. if you were see my hubby you wouldn't think he would do these things but he does.


Time travler
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I was on a cruise when everyone got a wake up call at 4am in the morning. He was looking for a teen that was missing. Mom was frantic. It turns out the teen decided to spend the night in someone else's cabin. She got grounded for the rest of the cruise and everyone was mad at her for the stupid thing she did.


Brendan Rogers
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a 15 year old got scared and peed himself

(i scared him)heehee


☠Lucy☠
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well this isn't mine but i read it somewhere.

This person was in the elevator when it stopped at a random floor. 2 boys and a girl were singing and dancing a song.


Kev G
this one time my grandpa was openin


Cullen Girl!
answer mine
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