Are there any cruise lines that dock for a day at Guantanamo Bay?

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ompelle McCain

You don't have to pay for ANYTHING... they just give you your very own orange jumpsuit in your exact size for free.

If anyone asks, though... you're Protestant.

Sour Kitty

Sure the SS Homeland Security. You can get some good deals on robes and thumbscrews.

Zef H

Yes, and the cruise line is called NAVY.

Okay, it is against the law for any US citizen to go to Cuba and spend money.

Canadians (and citizens of other foreign countries) don't have this problem, so there might be some cruise ships that go to Cuba, but they are not docking in Guantanamo Bay and they are not docking in the United States either.

AJ (O.G. McCain) local *IBYA773*

I would answer, but Ompelles is better and I can't think anymore today...so yeah.

Donnie H

sold out.
over booked

As other people have alluded to, it's not a destination anyone can visit, except on military business.

That said, MANY Western Caribbean cruises will sail past. On a cruise in 2003, we were close enough to see the US Flag flying. And the Captain mentioned that on a previous cruise a passenger had fallen ill and was medivaced by a helicopter sent from Guantanamo.

Dingelbury McCain (Dottie)

Oh Sam, it was really nice knowing you.

Patrick S

I don't think any ships would want to stop there. It is a military base mainly used to house prisoners from Afghanist and and Iraq.

Holly Kickstand

take sunscrean baby, I heard its a party all year there. The military is great.

lori

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Actually owns and operates Guantanamo Bay Airlines.

Damn Pocket Protector

You miss your family, don't you...?

Very sad...

I'm so very very very very very sorry...

Freaky One

I heard the Old Navy ironically enough employs actual Navy guys. But if you leave your clothes in the dressing room....they shoot you. Tread careful.

Bart S

Yes, you are in luck! The CIA Rendition Line runs a non-scheduled service from a variety of Black Sea, Mediterranean and Mexican ports.
Go to the main park in your town, and wait near the third oak tree from the bandstand. Wear dark glasses..... and your hat, of course! Carry a rolled up copy of Good Parenting Monthly. Your contact will use the today's password: "The yams are fresh in Gorky Park", your reply should be. "Not as fresh as a Cuban cigar rolled on a virgin's inner thigh."
Prepare quickly.... we sail at high tide!

sinic

Check with your local Friendly Naval Recruiter.
Uncle Sam Wants You !

Benjamin Orr 4ever

I heard there was a resort there called Club Fed! Might wanna check it out! lol

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