Choosing the absolute worst Turkish film?

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anlarm

Oh my God! This is so difficult to choose the worst among thousands of rubbish movies. But I guess Cüneyt Arkın's "Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam" tops them all. In almost all his movies I used to count how many bullets his pistol fired :)))
I think in one movie he fired 38 bullets from a 6 bullet revolver lol. And the way he exclaimed: "nayır, nolamaz". And the way he survived at least 15 bullet wounds!

p.s. that quote was: "aganin pohunun üstüne poh mi sicilir lan gavat" lol

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turk versiyon ''batman and robin.''
has any1 watched this ? is this for real? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3VW7Jlv1Zs

ev pandası

Any movie starring "Küçük Emrah" can be classified as worst, and "Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam" of course.

Favorite quote " İnsan beyin moleküllerinin sıkıştırılmasıyla oluşturulan bir tabaka dünyayı koruyordu. Bu tabakayı delebilecek tek güç, insan beyni ve iradesini kullanacak bir silah olabilirdi. Gerçekte galakside bulunan dünya düşmanlarının, silahları ve teknolojileri ne kadar üstün olursa olsun BEYİNLERİ YOKTU! Dünya ve insanın değeri, sonsuzlukta en büyük silahtı..." from Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam, introduction part...

YabanciKiz

Oh goodness, definitely "Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam". The scene with the tinfoil robots is supreme cheese. It's divine. My fiance went to high school with Cuneyt Arkin's son, who boarded there. Apparently he would scan the TV listings to ensure that he wouldn't be near the TV room whenever one of his dad's movies was on. May the "kuvvet" be with you. :-)

Runner-up goes to "Charlie'nin Kelekleri", a Turkish take on "Charlie's Angels" where three male prostitutes answer to their "mama" through a gramophone and playful romps down Bagdat Caddesi thus ensue. Before you call me a porn addict, this was on Turkmax, mind you.

As for movies that are just plain bad, rather than "so bad they're good", I'm going to have to nominate this Samanyolu-produced cartoon for kids whose message was "the Australians and Brits lost Gallipoli because they drank wine and cavorted with women."

Earthling

Agreed with mertev and anlarm. Dünyayı kurtaran adam. I was just looking at it again the other day. It's the funniest Turkish movie ever.

Favorite line in Turkish movies: Senin annen bir melekti yavrum.

and

Sezercik: Anne bana piç diyorlar. Piç ne demek?

hanibal

best song : It's ''Kaynanalar''s sound track by Moğollar.

Best quote: A Vahi Öz movie. He wants to kiss his engaged. And she says no. After that Vahi Öz says ''bari avans ver be Bedihaaa''.

One more ''O senin bacın sayılır ulen '' by Kadir İnanır

And the worst movie is : I don't remember It's name and it was a historical movie. But in that movie you can see the Turkish Airlines on the sky while Cünety Arkın was fighting and an archers arm has Casio watch and more mistakes.

I don't know much about Turkish films but.
The worst one I've ever watch was that scary (comedy) film 'Okul'.
And the song can be any song from new pop singers.
The quote is: 'Ayy Inanmiyorum.' =) And plus the most hated word by me is 'Lan' I am still not sure what does it stand for.

MrsTlJones: That video wasn't real?? Was it?? Please It can't be. =))

Edit: This film rocks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymqnlR_3jHU
=)

DejaVu

I am a big Türkish movie fan but can not pick the worst one as there are so many of them...

dünyayı kurtaran adam just so funny I agree..

yav

''ölüm dönemeci'' filminden sahne..mafya babasının vicdan azabı oyunda kagit caldi diye. hahahahahahahahaha. kartal tibet movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSQ5JNDGHYA

MORTİCİA

The worst film can be Yeşil Işık with Kenan Işık and Hülya Avşar ( Apart from the oldies with Banu Alkan and Serpil Çakmaklı walking around the swimming pool :) )

Favorite song : I like the songs from Hababam Sınıfı ( the show they display at the end of the year )

Favorite quote: From my favorite film '' Züğürt Ağa ''
Sorry but this İs how it is said by Şener Şen : Ağanın b*** üstüne b** olur mu ?

Ps to Mustafa Abi : Yes but I couldnt say so :)))

Fenerli

Best quote -- Amca, benim babam olurmusun?
I don't remember what movie it's from.

Another good quote, which is in every sad movie (Ferdi Tayfur, Orhan baba, Ibo, etc) when the bride gets shot (in her wedding gown) how they kneel over her body and yell her name : )

hello

my vote for YESIL ISIK. worst turkish movie i have ever seen. hulya avsar and kenan isik both acts rubbish. absolutely rubbish and fake.

mrs jones haha best! did you see batman's white don? lolololol

Bernadette

the worst turkish film is the Star Wars one

Dünyayi kurtaran adam

mertev

''dünyayı kurtaran adam'' man who saved the world by Cuneyt Arkın,mr.spak's ears was fabolous,the whole movie was a disaster,funnier than s**t lol

bey_arslan

All of the arabesq films...

ephesusjazz

well i guess for favourite quote

-heyt savul türk köpeği bana adıyla sanıyla delibaş alyon derler!!
-haaa öylemi,ben öküzbaş alyon diye duymuştum!

from battal ghazi...damn i missed those days...

btw the series of battal ghazi ;

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