If you had the chance to choose?

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mertev

i would have slapped me self as hard as i could ( or should i say i would or i will ; i dunno lol) for the mistakes i have done to f**k me life and for the future mistakes i shall do to f**k my life and the others life........i am so f***ing sorry for the mistakes i have done,when i think of them they make me so unhappy and sick........there is no need to blame anybody but myself so i should be the one who's gonna get the spank...lol

Dellarovere

All idiots who mistreat animals like somebody next door to my office who poisoned one of his dogs and abandoned the rest of them, included puppies, in a desert place.

Bored

I would have to say Alana although I suspect she would slap me back twice as hard, because she thinks I am a WOMAN :)))

The Babe is Armed!

I'm not really into thlappin' but the only person who aggravates me right now is the guy using my baby picture here and there on the Y!A. I guess I was asking for it, and I should be flattered. I just think a slap isn't enough.

Do I have to slap with my hand or can I slap with a fresh fish?

Selena

The dentist who really messed up one of my teeth which resulted in a chain of very annoying events! And I would prefer to punch him in his face!
Edit: That tooth gave me problems for 5 years and changed my life completely...it's a long story for a sunny day in the park!

istanbul bogazi

Some who are against secularism. You all know him and his entourage very well.
Dejavu: i think i know what u are talking about:-))) and you know what i am talking about so guclerimizi birlestirip daha agir bir tokat atalim:-))))

Pinky

Hmmm i dont like to slap its not my style,but i would definitely slap the crap out of George Bush and make his head spin backwards lol

Alana Awareness

I would slap vice president
gul if I were a turk for
making president
Bush turkeys real president. .

bored don't flatter yourself
you would never get that
close to get an open shot.

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my next door neighbour

.:::Niko:::.

If I had the chance, I would definitely kick 'n punch only those that are making false statements about our beautiful country. You all know who and what they are ;)

Aphrodite

I'd send George Bush with his dad to Iraq for the local innocent bombarded people whose lives he destroyed for them to give them two a good slapping :(

DejaVu- RETURNS

people who think they can criticize Ataturk on TV or whats worse comparing him to some idiots, think everyone knows who I am talking about...

I actually wanna slap them kick them and also wanna put mouse poison in their food as well
grrrrrrrr

no one in special but all when acting stupid .

Irmak

My bf!

Ana

Lewis Hamilton, is so british and he have act soo ugly and bad all this F1 season.... this last act have been so ugly... he would to win a tittle with laws... mon dieu is incredible!

anlarm

I will not slap anybody. But I have some people in my mind that I would like to have a few words with. They are mainly politicians.

whenindoubt

matt damon for not accepting the sexiest man alive title. lol.

Totally Blunt

Not to slap, but I have a couple of politicians in mind, old and new, living or dead, that I would like to kick in the pants.

I won't say their names, but they are upheld as the "champions of democracy" whereas all they did was to sink this country deeper and deeper in debt. If not for my respect for their ages, it would be a flying double kick, but a simple b*tt kicking will do, too.

Edit: Are we forming the Voltran, girls? The slappers become the arms and the kickers become the legs. Who's the candidate for the head? Now, all together, Voltran, Voltran, Voltran! :DDD

Edit 2: Wow. I line with the top contributors of the Turkey section in the number of thumbs downs. I'm flattered! :D

Edit 3: Oh yes. Now that Alanna reminds me, I would kick her b*tt, too.

kjhgfd

Osama-Bin-Ladan, Saddam Hussien (if he wasn't dead) and all of Al-Qaeda as hard as I could.... :)

Ipek K

Hulya Avsar

Petek Dincoz

Ibrahim Tatlises

The Turkish Magazine News proudly presented :D

Actually there are a few politicians but there is a risk of getting a headache if I mention names here but one of the names start with RT.............;)

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