What could possibly go wrong on a business trip to Europe?

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mark leshark

You have your breifcase stolen on the paris metro by a one legged blonde woman who was singing her national anthem at the time. You get off with a beautiful dutch lady in holland that night and after she's given you the best ******** of your life you reach between her legs to pleasure her only to find a c0ck bigger than yours. finally the next day You get stuck in an elevator at the airport with a polish grandmother and 4 children under 6 all of whom just stare at you for 2 hours.
Oh I forgot the part about one child who was sat on the floor in the lift who coloured in my new shoes which were a nice tan shade with a black marker pen.

box

i've just come back from dublin with work, missed my outgoing flight and had to get another one and then had my bag nicked with all my cash and credit cards!!!

kate

i went to greece, italy, and france two years ago. this is my grand list of everything that went wrong:
1. i lost my plug converter, so i was electronic-less for two months. that was okay, because i don't rely on electronics that much, but if it were a business trip, you'd be screwed without your laptop.
2. language barriers are difficult. i got the wrong food, went to the wrong room, arrived at places too late or too early. france was the only country where there was almost no language barrier. french students learn english very early. i'm pretty sure the same is true for spain and germany.
3. locals don't like american tourists. nobody wanted us there, we got nasty looks and were verbally abused frequently.
4. theft is very common. especially pick pocketers. they are everywhere that tourists are common. the problem was the worst in Italy, particularly Rome.
5. airlines lost some luggage
6. hotels overbooked, leaving us to sleep in the lobby
7. we got lost
8. our bus driver refused to work
9. they're bad drivers in europe, worse than in america. three kids in my group were hit by cars. another kid broke his ankle climbing mount vesuvius. europe is not well-equipped for anybody with a physical problem. there are no ramps into buildings like there are in america. if you're injured, you're screwed.

loobeloo999

anything can go wrong from being in a plane crash to being attacked to hotel not yet ready to.to.to its endless but there again you can get run over in this country as well

013megustastu013

you could get arrested for not having papers? or the flights got cancelled? maybe?? x x