What is the most hilarious news that you read in a newspaper or watched on TV lately?

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Hahaha he got raped!!! Poor man. :P That one is more tragic than hilarious though.

And mine is this one:
http://en.rian.ru/world/20080314/101324980.html

ErAs

i always watch and laugh at joost lagendijk's stupid and meaningless comments' news supporting AKP and about 301st law of Turkish constitution...

PIETRO

The most absurd ,surrealist and incredible news which occured lately.. :

In 2006 :
- Venezuela president insulting Bush:
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAJVH8pTWI

In 2007 :
- Israeli ambassador found naked in boundage scandal in the streets of Salvador:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6441461.stm
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2007/03/12/isarel-ambassador-070312.html
- King Juan Carlos saying " Shut up" to Chavez :
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Kzbo7tNLg&feature=related

And in 2008:
- France president Sarkozy insulting a citizen :
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=3d1XOovY7Ng&feature=related
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Çetin

probably , the offenders are "ergenekoncular"!
here is mine:
http://www.habergazete.com/ARSIV/05-09-2008/s%FCbyanci_tarikat_lideri_a%E7lik_gr.htm
bu sapıkların hepsi,dünyanın her yerinde aynı özellikleri taşıyorlar!

Irmak

Lol, I think yours is the best :D

gugu

So he is another victim of Nuri Alço, haa? := )

Anyway, the most hilarious recent news for me is this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7376919.stm

deleting

i got one
lindsey lohan stole someones mink (fur coat) lol

Chuck T

A guy who attempted to hold up a gun shop with a butter knife :))

.:::Niko:::.

check out the link below lolz

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/889521/hilarious_news_bloopers/

So what happened to the bottle? Did they stick that bottle up his perverted azz? what do you think?

solostarr18

It wasn't recently but it was the story of the cop that got so high on marajuana that he had to call 911 because he thought he died. Classic.

denyocan

hope he gets what he deserves in the jail. I`m sure there are many eager guys in there to give this bastard a warm welcome in the dark spots of the place.

Totally Blunt

Tayyippaşaspor is saved from going down to the second league (küme düşmek nasıl söyleniyor ya!) by annexing it to Büyükşehirbelediyespor:

http://www.hurriyet.com.tr/spor/futbol/8902662.asp?gid=229&sz=4762

Oh no. Lagendijk and Rehn are so wrong. Tayyippaşa... erm, AKP is the most democratic, most honest, most liberal, most just of all political parties in Turkey.

TEAL'C

Well, in the turkish medias I've not really seen funny news lately, as there are unfortunately always bad news...

But if you ask me about news from abroad, and especially about the " celebrities" page, yes there are some funny things.

Lately, the scandal in Rio, when Ronaldo hired 3 prostitutes and finally realized that they were actually travestites. He was shocked, These travestites tried to blackmail him and wanted 30 000 Euros otherwhise they would inform the medias. He refused, and they informed the medias. And Ronaldo is crying on those days, as the videos are on YouTube, and as her dishonored girl-friend immediately left him when she learned about this scandal.
The funniest thing in this event is that he couldn't even notice immediately that these prostitutes were men.

That's not that funny, because a couple has broke down, but anyway that's the typical sex-scandal that people love to read in the news.

Ladybug Queen of Lazistan

Now that I think about it....I think it was a movie called
"Wild Hogs". John Travolta,Martin Lawrance,Tim Allen,William Macy ,Ray Liotta etc...was really funny...even my youngest son laughed histericaly...

marissa

A man swapped his wife for a goat because she could not have children (he says).

The thing is that funny news are usually tragic when you get to think about them.

Anyway I guess that if the goat-wife doesn't give him an offspring any time soon she is in big trouble!

thesimpsons

it was about turkey's minister of economy and his wife. i watched it on tv i can't remember which channel but it was about the speech that she did when her husband was chosen as the best economist among the europe. here is what she exactly said at the ceremony in front of all the cameras and staff;
" allahıma her gün bana böyle bir koca ,böyle bir VERY SPECIAL adam verdiği için şükrediyorum...."
a little bit ironic i guess but i laughed for minutes=)=)=)

Undetermined Quantity

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080509/D90I9VUG2.html

And then there's this jewel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

And this thing I found...

http://www.boo.ro/2008/03/16/sniper-position-for-rent-during-nato-summit/

Qu'est ce que tu pense?

I saw this about a year ago. This guy is so funny and yet so stupid...you just have to watch it!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zksexQf8c5M&feature=related

E-man

man gets beat to death by frozen squirle :D it was great

asdfag.,,df

sorry, don't know turkish. could u translate the article? thanks!

DejaVu- RETURNS

LOL I guess that is the funniest,

most of them are funny

that is why I dont read them no more sine they give me a tummy ache :P

anlarm

My dear friend, Turkish newspapers are full of them almost every day, and US papers too whenever they report something about their elected leader :)
totally blunt, for your information, it is: being relegated

EileenL

something about Laura Bush giving some sort of a celebration at the White House.

Selena

The role of the media in tulip massacres and suicide!

I bet you don't have those problems in Turkey!

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fd20080504pb.html

Reaper

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technology

this was real funny

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