What was the lame joke you've ever heard which still put a smile on ur face?

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Leprechaun

Former Russian president Brejnev was going to visit Cuba. The politicians wanted to arrange a good welcome for him and planned to make a painting of him with the theme of 'Brejnev is in Cuba'. So they talked to a painter and he accepted.

Once the painting was ready all the people were curious and when finally they could see the painting,they were shocked. There was a man and a woman,in bed and in action. The guy asked angrily :

-Who's this woman?
- Brejnev's wife
-And who's this?
-Brejnev's driver.
-Where the hell is brejnev?
-Brejnev is in Cuba

imright

knock knock...
whos there
britney spears
knock knock
whos there

opps i did it again!!

so corny.. but makes me smile every time.

FrancoX3

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!!
I love that stupid joke. It was on a popsicle stick.

jenny

1. What did the pear say to the apple?
"Why don´t you make like a banana, and SPLIT?!"

2. Who is able to jump higher than a mountain?
---Anyone!!! A mountain can´t jump!!

LivingDeadKat

Two tourists decided to travel to the town of Natchitoches, Louisiana. They weren't sure how to pronounce the name of the town, so they stopped to get some burgers, and after ordering, they asked the cashier how to pronounce the name of the place they were in. She looked at them and sounded it out..."Bur-ger king."

(And oh yeah...Its pronounced Nack-a-tosh. :) )

A mom dad and baby tomato are walking down the street and the baby starts to lag behind so the dad goes back and smashes the baby and says "ketchup"

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

hanibal

Egypt and pop corn , same in Turkish, ( mısır )
bosporus and neck , Same in Tukkish, ( boğaz )
run a way and to block also same. (kaçmak)
He/she trys to say that '' a popcorn blocked my neck ! ( in English )

But , If you think in Turkish and try to speak English you may say like that.
''An exploded Egypt , run a way to my bosphorus.'':)

YabanciKiz

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

It's rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

yav

hahaha i am just laughing at the other lame jokes.. when i remember one i will write it down as well :)) are you trying to cheer me up now eli m?

chalak g

Q.how did the chewingum cross the road
A. it got stuck to the chickens foot

:S:S so lame

limbenedict

what do you get if a dity frog hops over 2 paths?

ans:dirty double crosser

Selena

A little boy was in the garden stomping on honeybees. His father got angry and said to him "That's it! No more honey for 1 week!" A bit later, the father saw him stomping on butterflies "OK, that's it! No more butter for 1 week!" Then, father and son went into the kitchen and saw the mother stomping on cockroaches. The son said to the father" Shall I tell her or will you?"

gnomus12

I got these...silly but always made me smile:

Q: Why couldn't the orange cross the street?
A: He ran out of juice

Q: What did the mother sheep say to her son when he tried to escape the fence?
A: You've been a baaaaaad boy!

MalMan07

yo mama is so greasy she uses bacon as bandaids

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