When on holiday?

When we were in Turkey we saw a barbers shop called 'Ufuk' and a sign for an air conditioning company called 'Arcelik'. Have you seen any funny signs on your hols?...

fidget	A clothes shop in Turkey promoting "SWEAT - £2", the clothes label "GOB LONDON", a children's clothes shop called "CHILD EXPORT", a fast food restaurant that sells "CHESS BURGERS", a meat dish described as " FRIED LAMP", a spit roast chicken, "TRANSLATED CHICKEN", a teacher called "UFUK ****"........! I could go on!
Earthling	Yeah, when I was just learning English, a guy said "I am sick" and all of my friends laughed at him. But I didn't, because I'm a good girl.
prettywoman	Saw a sign on a cafe window in Portugal and it said "crap wanted...apply within"....not sure what it meant...still don't!
Virgo	Yeah, a grocery store called 'Asshold' , a restaurant called 'Schlong', a coffee shop called 'Fukme' !!!
Bernadette	yes, when in Sweden a few years ago, there were many signs in shop windows that said "s l u t rea", which means ending sale, like season end, or final sale.
paul t	aus farht , in the deutcheland
JillPinky	I live in Javea on Spain's Costa Blanca. I often pass this restaurant in Denia it is called : WANKEE LONG. Now you know why I pass it. I don't think I'll be eating in there. Ugh perish the thought. This is absolutely the truth.
robbief1999	There was a place in Cyprus called "The Lime Gardens" but it was such a dump that we added an "S" to it one night and renamed it "The Slime Gardens."
garry_sangster	the barbers is not called ufuk that is an electrical company who install satellite dishes