
Blah
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Take a Thomas Cook guided trip to Paris
http://www.thomascook.com/
and you wont need to speak a word of french. |
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diamondstilettos
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Stick around all the common tourist spots in Paris -- the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre because these people usually hire workers who speak some English.
Also, some of the arrondisements in Paris, like the the 1st, 2nd and 5th arrondisement typically draw American tourists. Oh yeah and always keep your eyes peeled for McDonald's restaurants those are your emergency 'American' spots if you get overwhelmed with the French! |
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jack b
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Go to Epcot Center or Las Vegas instead. It seems to be more your speed. |
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nodumgys
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ive recently been alerted to a new form of ebonics, only you will need to disguise yourself as a middle aged, middle class babbling white woman with an overdrawn bun and a severe personalitiy disorder. once you pull that off, noone will be able to understand you, you'll be totally in the clear. |
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water_skipper
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Why in the world would you go to Paris if you don't want to talk to French people? |
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Lucky Lindy
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Go to Paris, Texas instead---they have an Eiffel tower with a cowboy hat on it.
*for real ! |
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brainstorm
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Wear the stars and stripes |
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LadyRebecca
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Just act like a typical Yank abroad - that will do the trick |
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yogazen
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Don't go...if you already have a negative attitude towards the French you won't have a good time and will possibly ruin someone else's trip by giving others a negative outlook on Americans. |
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mojo7824
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Go to the Muslim areas, they're no French people there. So much fun. it's a riot. |
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ChrisBanzet
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Just go to Paris (Texas).
French don't go there because they' ve to talk with american people. |
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Jedi Master <S I T H><
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wear a shirt with an American flag on it...
of course they might expect you to solve all their problems for free... |
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Ingmar
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Stay at home. Or don't wash for a couple of days. Sheesh. |
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Toby34A
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Run around like an American beer-guzzling buffoon. They'll ignore you.
Oh, and don't buy anything there. |
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bluebonnie1991
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spend an extra 4-5grand and bring an interpreter with you. |
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robin
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You dont want to talk to french people or not talk french in Paris??
Some french do know english.. |
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parisian_fr
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don't show up! :) |
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