Honestly, are Germans the loudest NOSE-BLOWERS on Earth?

This is a SERIOUS question, so numbskulls should not answer. I have lived here over 20 years and still have not gotten used to the room-rattling, ear-splitting nose-blowing of Germans. This **** is inhumanly LOUD, and to make matters worse, so many of them feel compelled to it at the DINNER TABLE! Anyone who is honest with themselves will admit I am right about this. I have been all over this world and never heard anything even remotely like their blowing. I couldn't manufacture a sound like that if I tried, so I believe it is somehow genetic. Both men and women are equally loud -- and offensive, at all times of the year. During the World Cup, and I swear this is true, some folks were celebrating a victory in Frankfurt, and I heard this "horn" that scared the **** almost out of me while waiting to cross the street in Frankfurt. Startled, I looked down to see a German woman in a car dabbing tissue at her nose. Gimme a break!!! This stuff is NOISE POLLUTION and VERY impolite. Act HUMAN!