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 Northern Ireland?
I just noticed that everyone seems to enquire about Dublin and staying there for breaks, does anyone ever go to Northern Ireland or thugh of going to Northern Ireland and if not why, just curious how ...


 Any parents here worried about college fees?
We've got 3 teenagers, 2 hoping to go to college next year and one just coming up behind them and going in 2011. I've a new baby on top on of that and I'm really starting to worry ...


 I am going to dublin on sunday morning til wed pm what is there to do and where is nice for sunday lunch, also
is there a place to go for a traditional irish night?...


 Visiting Ireland, between Shannon & Limmerick. Any Advice?
My Husband and I are spending our 1st anniversary in Ireland and would appriciate any adivce on what to see and do. we're mid 20's but not into clubbing etc. We like natural beauty and ...


 Do you think Bono and co should be allowed re-design our quays just cause they can?
For years no building was allowed to stand taller then St Patricks spire, but now Bonos tower will, and what are they doing to the Clarance? Did we not learn our lesson from the ESB offices in F...


 Its tough to find work in ireland now and im irish!!!?
what to do folks? :(...


 Should Ireland adopt the pound sterling? £££?
I'm Irish and the Euro is far too strong for our economy. Plus lots of Irish people are heading north to buy things (where they use the pound).

Q: Should we leave the Euro and use the ...


 Is there anyone here who lives in Dublin, or has been to Dublin?
If so, what's it like? I want to go there for a visit, and maybe even live there when I'm old enough. So, what do you think of it??

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 Which places shall I visit in Dublin???
i have one more question- which interesting places shall I visit in Dublin? I will have about 6 hours time. I mean- churches, squares..

Thanks for answers:-)...


 Are Irish women generally easy to pull for NSA fun?
especially in Dublin

im not making a moral judgment here, trust me ;)
just asking for an empirical report from knowledgeable persons. ...


 What is the hottest it gets in Ireland? During summer AND winter.?
And the coldest? During summer AND winter.
Also, about how many times a month does it rain? During summer AND winter....


 Trip To Irealnd this May.....?
I am going on my first oversea trip to Ireland for 16 days this summer with a small group from my college, we're starting out around the Ring of Kerry and making our way to Dublin by the end. I ...


 What country are you from? i`m in Ireland?
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 Do you need a passport to travel to Dublin from London Luton? ?
My passport expired not so long ago and fancy a free trip to Dublin so was wondering if I needed a passport...
It's in southern Ireland so thinking you might, but wasn't sure.
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 Can you tell me any facts about Ireland that you know?
Can you tell me any facts that you know about on Ireland?
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That are not ...


 What do the tickits cost to go to ireland?
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 Visiting Dublin for the first time?
Can anyone recommend any decent places to visit whilst there?...


 Why are fireworks being sold as they can injure children and frighten animals?
and there illegal to be sold in ireland
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hard to keep animals inside all they time when the fireworks are going off and dogs are scared off them they keep barking when ...


 How long does it take for a parcel to get delivered via air mail from uk to ireland?
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 Can anyone tell me if there is postcode for ireland?

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Ok i live in ireland, just wanted to know if theres one for laois......no?...



edwin4208

American Tourist in Ireland stops and asks a local can I take this road to Dublin?

The Local replies No, No, not at all, we need it ourselves

    



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stitcherkf
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You are only allowed to tell these jokes if you are Irish!!!!!


lone wolf and pub
American tourist lost in leitrim, looking to get to Dublin...
finds a farmer on the road...and the conversation goes like this...
American: "Excuse me sir, what's the quickest way to Dublin?"
Farmer: "Are you drivin'? or Walkin'? "
American: "Drivin'"
Farmer: " Then that's the quickest way to Dublin"!!!

Boom Boom!!!


Smokeabella
American tourist boasts to Irish farmer about his farm back home in the states 'it takes me three days to drive my jeep around my farm....'
Irish farmer replies 'Ah, sure I used to have an 'oul car like that myself'

boom boom


cassie
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LOL have a*


MaryC O
Very funny so funny I forgot to laugh


Orla C
Haha, very good.

There was once this Texan in Ireland, right, and he was going on and on about the size of his ranch. "I get in my car," he says "and it takes me three days to go from one side of my ranch to the other."

An Irish farmer in the pub said: "I know. I had a car like that once."


lyndsayc1984
Lol, very good, I like it!


2kool4u
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An American tourist in Ireland stops a local and asks him the way to the town of Ballygobackwards. The local scratches his head and after a long pause answers, "Faith and begorrah, sure if I wanted to go there I wouldn't start from here in the first place."


smily smile
erm, first of all this is in the wrong section
seond of all, dont dare call this "thing" a joke!


David P
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That's a good one, so it is.



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