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Priya

Can anybody help me make a limerick?

hey everyone!! in my ela class we have to make a limerick. i made one but the teacher said it was bathroom humor so i wasn't allowed to use it so now i have to make another one. so can anyone help me make one without bathroom humor?? remember, limericks are suppose to be funny. thanks!!

    



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I should be doing something else
Do your own homework.


WeenerMan
I went to the pictures (cinema) tomorrow
I found a front seat at the back
I said to the woman behind me
I can't see past your hat
She gave me some oatmeal cookies
I ate them and handed them back
I fell from the floor to the balcony
And broke a front bone in my back

Our Father who art in Heaven
Bought a shirt for 3 and 11 (old style money)
He wore it once, he wore it twice
Then he sold it to Jesus Christ

Hail Mary full of grace
Eat the pirties (potatoes) out of space
Eat them wee (small), eat them big
Leave the rest for the pig


Heart
Rating
There once was a girl who was so bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She left for the day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night.

Or...

I once knew a girl named Sue
Who was lousy in everything she would do
All her answers were wrong
She'd screw up a song
And her limericks didn't rhyme either.


Denise S
There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass sprung from his ****
And his cock was covered in weeds

Yes I know it's rude, but it's the only one I can remember..


a_stylez
There once was a hobo down the street
who had very smelly feet
he asked for some socks
i gave um a box
and i knocked out his two front teeth.

i got that published when i was like 11 or 12

this is copyright proctected so dont use it


Aisling xx
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Eh Bill? There not Limericks!! Ha!

There once was a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up to do,
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22


Bill G
What Jonny drank for H2o was H2So4 and now Johnny is no more.
Car in ditch, man in tree. The moon was full and so was he.
To the undertaker the midget in tears simply said make mine a short bier.





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