I need a cheap hotel in the city center with vacancies for all four nites of my trip - March 21 - 25. I need a doubleroom (2 people). I really need to make it less than 80 Euros a nite. Please ...
i am planning a trip to ireland very soon for about 2 weeks.my only concern is that i am a vegetarian and i would like to know if that would be a problem cause i will be there for a long time.is ...
I get my diploma on 11 july this year and i will be a media designer. (webdesign and php, html, mostly)
But i franctkly do not care what type of job i will get.
As long as i can pay all ...
Okay so i am determined to go to Ireland, but i don't know which part? I would love to see the country part and city part, as well as some water maybe? Additional Details Where ...
I have a large Celtic cross on my back and in the outer circle of it I want to put "my girls" in Irish Gaelic and the the names of my 3 Nieces, Thank you for your help Additional D...
I'm going during the Saint Patrick day festival.....I need money for meals, tips, and stuff I want to buy....I'll be going on a with people from my high school, we are registered with ef ...
Hi all i am going to travel a bit of Ireland in the coming weeks.
What i am after is ideas for places to visit and stay.
I really want to visit the Island or location of the Father Ted tv ...
hey everyone!! in my ela class we have to make a limerick. i made one but the teacher said it was bathroom humor so i wasn't allowed to use it so now i have to make another one. so can anyone help me make one without bathroom humor?? remember, limericks are suppose to be funny. thanks!!
I went to the pictures (cinema) tomorrow
I found a front seat at the back
I said to the woman behind me
I can't see past your hat
She gave me some oatmeal cookies
I ate them and handed them back
I fell from the floor to the balcony
And broke a front bone in my back
Our Father who art in Heaven
Bought a shirt for 3 and 11 (old style money)
He wore it once, he wore it twice
Then he sold it to Jesus Christ
Hail Mary full of grace
Eat the pirties (potatoes) out of space
Eat them wee (small), eat them big
Leave the rest for the pig
Heart
There once was a girl who was so bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She left for the day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night.
Or...
I once knew a girl named Sue
Who was lousy in everything she would do
All her answers were wrong
She'd screw up a song
And her limericks didn't rhyme either.
Denise S
There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass sprung from his ****
And his cock was covered in weeds
Yes I know it's rude, but it's the only one I can remember..
a_stylez
There once was a hobo down the street
who had very smelly feet
he asked for some socks
i gave um a box
and i knocked out his two front teeth.
i got that published when i was like 11 or 12
this is copyright proctected so dont use it
Aisling xx
Eh Bill? There not Limericks!! Ha!
There once was a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up to do,
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22
Bill G
What Jonny drank for H2o was H2So4 and now Johnny is no more.
Car in ditch, man in tree. The moon was full and so was he.
To the undertaker the midget in tears simply said make mine a short bier.