Do you see many leprechauns on the bus in Oireland?

Show all answers

Crazygirl

We ate the last of the Leprechauns during the last Depression.
I heard they were very tasty. Yum, Yum.

But during the ā€Celtic Tigerā€¯ era we started to produce ā€Robot Leprechaunsā€¯ in Cork. Cork is the real capital of Ireland.

Anyway all was going well, but sense the Recession (the up-coming Depression) we had to lay off a few workers.

The reason for this was that a Kerry person (An advanced Type of inbred monkey) was in charge of the Leprechaun hats, fell asleep.

Hence the Robot Leprechauns escaped from the factory with no Hats. The rain got to their heads and they went crazy. Not a pretty sight, I can assure you.
This caused a lot of trouble, because they scared away out Tourists. Tut, Tut

And the Dub Bud, (aka Dublin persons) failed to see the Robot Leprechauns escape the Factory. Oh Dear.

This led to the opening off a factory in Leitrim.
We now have a lot of competition from Leitrim and we are struggling intensively.

This is embarrassing for Cork because ā€Cork is Greatā€¯ And to be bet by Leitrim in Robot Leprechauns is quite an embarrassment indeed.

But Cork has the upped their competition and we hope to be the number one yet again in Robot Leprechaun expertise

Hope this helped.

Sshhhh! It's Podge and Rodge

Lately we have, right enough. They've all been withdrawing their pots of gold from our banks.
They don't trust them any more.

Melissa

dont be silly, we dont see them on the bus, they drive the damn thing, thats why you never hear of bad behaviour on irish buses, the little blighters would bite you in the knee caps!

PĆ“G mo THĆ“IN

All the time.

froggequene

Leprechauns don't travel by bus, they use rainbows

Chloe

Well, if by 'Oireland' you mean 'Ireland' than yes. But if ya want to see the most magical of the little men ya have to dance around a bonfire in Connemara naked reciting the story of Tir na nOg and making a hat out of shamrocks while doing Riverdance to a U2 song....