WeenerMan
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Only in Ireland you can you have a Government who seems to be the last to know anything about what is going on.
Only in Ireland you can you steal a bottle of cheap wine from a shop, be arrested, charged and brought before a special sitting of the District Court all within 24 hours and yet bankers, speculators and developers can make off with millions and nothing is done about them.
Only in Ireland you can a door fall off a helicopter while it is in flight and a Government minister remembers to put on his seat belt... .ah maybe next time. |
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Soul Jacker
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..you survive a Nuclear explosion by taking an out of date iodine tablet and finding a sturdy table to sit under.
à la our minister defense, Willie O'Dea |
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slipstreamer
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complain about immigrants taking jobs and then emigrate ...to take jobs |
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Sshhhh! It's Podge and Rodge
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dupe shareholders of your company into thinking you're 7 billion euro better off than you are and get a golden handshake, big fat pension and spend your time holidaying in Marbella while the shyte hits the fan. Steal a loaf of bread and you're in Mountjoy quicker than your feet can touch the ground. |
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ωΦήLΘνε
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take the clean piss out of Ireland n its people n have a good laugh about it(if sum1 else says it though well rip their feckin racist heads off!) |
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barbara b
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swear, and nobody notices, fecking hell!!! |
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Kate M
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do whatever yo ulike
get a government who would be better off replaced by 12 year olds
c 10 year olds out drinking |
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Tid
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Get bladdered drunk, and get your buddy to push you in shopping trolley and then have the coppers ask you have you a license for the damn thing. |
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☮ɪçɛ βʀɛɑƙeʀ ~ ʂʘuʀʑ☮
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sound extremely weird when you try to talk in an irish accent and sound horrible !!! |
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Capitain R.
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drink till u drop, and you dont get a DUI!!!!!! |
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Shauna and Clive forever!
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Get drunk keel over and throw up and drink again, curse out an officer, kiss the office, then go get drunk with the officer not get a ticket or points added on you license!!..the life! |
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