When are ryanair going to start charging you to get off the plane first?

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barbara b

I'm waiting to see how they charge for excess body weight. Will they have a chair, that we must squeeze our ar$es onto, or will we have the indignity of weighing scales at the gate.
The last time I travelled with them, I got on last , deliberately. And ended up, in the front 3 rows, all by myself.

Now that really irritates them, they'll be charging for last on, imagine the killings at the gate,.LOL, ah I think I'll just have another beer then.

Orla C

Jeepers. Don't be asking that on here, you'll only be giving them ideas!

%^%$$%

very funny...You forgot that we should put our own bags in the baggage hold!!! wont be long before he thinks of that.

Max

Well come on, you get what you pay for. If you don't want to be treated like cattle and suffer worse customer service than a gulag camp then pay a few quid more for a proper airline!

I should be doing something else

My work put me on Ryanair sometimes, I suppose they are ok for what you pay for, but it's the fact that the previous occupant's rubbish is still lying on your seat when you board, and the air steward was reading his spiel off a piece of paper and laughing when he was saying it.
Plus I heard they were going to start charging to use the toilets, they may have already started this but I make a point of not using plane toilets unless unavoidable!

Sophie

in our household we call it Lyin' Air.

did you hear about the new "fat tax" ?

what next? humpf.

James G

The fat tax is so unbelievable i dont know whether to LOL or be incensed.

best comment i heard was "if you are to be charged for being overweight, are you entitled to a discount for being skinny" Brilliant and philosophical

Gypsy R

Hmmm, good question. I just flew Ryan Air, they charged me 8 euros per kilo, I flew with a screaming group of Italian students who all flew for about 20 euros, and my flight cost 200 plus 300 for my luggage, go figure. I guess this airline is clever to find ways to pay for itself, sickeningly clever. I would not have bought the ticket, but as I was told the ticket was 200 euros and I didn't buy it way in advance, I waited 8 hours for the agency to process the ticket, then they tell me about the luggage, so it was too late, never again!

phil n

i was going to post what Orla C said

Misty Blue

FFS it's Ryanair,yer lucky you get a seat.

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