Will these be the main topics of conversation in Ireland over the coming weeks?

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titchyrickets

and dont forget winnig streak is back! and jaysus it wont be long till christmas. and god arent times bad when you have to light the fire when you get out of bed in the mornin' lol and of course isn't fair city turning into shite lol oh god the irish. put the ketle on there and we have a cup of tay god i love being irish

agooddub

Right now I'm watching the Ryder Cup. We were talking about it in the pub last night and this aul fella in the corner said, Jaysus ! I didn't know they had a cup for ridin now.

Misty Blue

Might be more like "D'ye see the bank took the house off of so and so" the way things are going.
or "I see Paddy has the van parked up every day.No work there then."
and Jeezuz aren't times getting tight.

deburca98

Ya wont feel it till christmas.
where did the time go to
god that pat Kenny is an awful eejit.

Orla C

"Are you doing anything special for the Christmas"

"Isnt Christmas gone terrible commercialised altogether"

princess

Ive been hearing this one all week 'Do you know where i would get tickets to All Ireland Final on Sunday?' Aaaaargh!

Christine

You forgot to add... When will that 'quad biking venue near Dublin question' go away on the front page on yahoo?

And, don't these people know how to use dipped head lights?

'Sure the traffic is fierce heavy, whens the mid term breaks for the kids'.
'Don't them kids get too many holidays'.
You want what for Christmas? how much? What is it??
Oh, and I love getting me warm jumper on in the cold weather, sure who likes the sun anyway. I couldn't cope living in a country with no seasons? .. (right!)

on a personal level...Halloween, that means its time for another birthday!! Can I have something else besides a Barn brack this year please?

Magnum

as Gaybo would say;'roll it there collette'.do you lads know exactly what collette was rolling?.was it a ciggy?,a tescos trolly up o' connell street at 2am with a traffic cone on her head after a few jars?her old granny to bingo?any ideas?by the way podge n rodge me old flower,the stuff i put on here about a certain radio station in cork with gobshittes putting on fake american accents was removed an i got a violation notice.sad aint it lads?.dont forget to do yer euro millions ticket tonite,tis only 130,000,000 euros!-oh howya priscilla duck!i was goin to give you best answer for your reply about them eejits on the radio in cork with the mohiah american accents.that equation you sent was cool.sorry i got deleted,must have offended a fan of that fool i was tellin ya about on the cork radio with the stupid fake american accents.

CuriousJ

"did ye hear Dell is closin? those young ones don't know whats going to hit them"

Priscilla Duck

A few popular ones around here will be:
Jayz lads isn't the silage gone fierce expensive?"
"D'ye tink the cops would notice if I stuck the red diesel in the car? Tis gone fair dear?"
"Aren't they much nicer in the dole office than they used to be?"
"Gay's gotten fair shook, don't you think?"

Not forgetting the classics:
"do I need a passport to go to Ireland?"
and "I'm moving to Ireland, where should I live?"

POCKET JOKERS - THE DARKSIDE

Join Ulster Bank and you get â‚¬150 free cash. Such madness by a bank needs to be taken advantage of!!

Viva La Eire!

Haha, too true!
(What the feck is Pure Mule?..)

fashonion

Can you predict the future? I would bet on all of them being said.

You missed 'Its so many days to Christmas'.

BilSuth

Tell me...
Do Irish guys still tell daft jokes about Kerry men?
If so, who do the Kerry men tell jokes about??

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