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Anybody know any GUATEMALAN jokes?


    



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uyryd
try to find a download of VELORIO he is a Guatemalan comedian... I got to warn you though most of the jokes I remember are racial because of the mestizo and the indigenous people, or a lot geared against the bigger countries.. And also don't translate them they don't make sense in any other language or to anyone who is not native of the country due to lingo.


Latina_Rica
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why don't you just leave them alone unless you are Guatemalan you are going to come across as racist or a very undesirable person.

Just a warning.


artsy
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Most jokes in Guatemala would be considered racist and/or sexist anywhere else, since they mostly joke about the native population and women in general; but that aside you can try searching for jokes about Huite and the Huitecos, these are really popular.
Because jokes are in Spanish and lose the meaning when translated, you will only be able to enjoy them if you speak Spanish. Some jokes, like one I know, are a play of words (puns) and therefore, would loose their true meaning.


brenda r
No joke here but have you ever noticed they all look alike and have no neck? What is thier deal!


Stan P
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There used to be a joke in Guatemala, when the country was ruled by the military dictatorship. Instead of greeting his subjects with "Good Afternoon" or any other such common pleasantries, the President would say "I see you have all survived..."

Not the funniest to many, but a real Guatemalan joke told to me by Guatemalans of the 1980's. I was there at the time. The military "disappeared" many noncompliant souls.





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