Ok, Im american and i will be going to costa rica in dec,what do i need to do to get laid by a span. speaking.

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shoe s

bring greenbacks ,whores love american money

wetdreamdiver

Jesus...you really need help in a wide array of areas, starting with social skills and ending(hopefully) with your inability to speak and spell in English! Oh, well..let's hope you're from someplace other than the USA...we already have enough ugly Americans to sully our waning helpful, righteous standing in the world. So sad...

Gingersnap

stay home..there's no hope for you.
PIG!

latgal73

You can try this: "Mi pito es chiquito y no puedo encontrarlo en mis pantalones. Me ayudas?" with a rather sad face, couse we latin women love sensitive guys.

I can assure you, they will fall at your feet helplessly in love!!

pearlblackharley

first i would say turn 18 then think about it.
next along with gingersnap stay home,otherwise.
sounds like you are heading into the danger zone of great feelings of desire and passion,with expectations of fireworks and exstatic emotions,what you are heading into is a world of
hep a-b-c,hiv,syphlysis and gono, even last time i was down rabies pervailed along with hiv and gono and widespread.
so unless you know the chances,rules,and possible results
keep it in your shorts and dream :)

daddys_lil_princesa

im from Puerto Rico, not Costa Rica... but speaking as a TRUE latina....
any latina will kick your @ss if you go with those intentions. Unless its an american girl pretending to be a latina LOL

comepollo

Go to school first.

Geovannie A

This line always works, it's spanish,i'll type it how you pronounce it

"yo soy un sho-vo-ni-sta,me voy el minuto ke me das lo ke busko, ke piensas?"

It's kind of funny, but it works better if you say it with a straight face.

beez

You don't have to do much. They'll be all over you because they think Americans are rich. Protect yourself.

MovetoLatinAmerica

You should stay in the US for a few more years. We don't need people with your intentions representing our country anywhere in the world, especially among the wonderful people in Costa Rica.

Carmelitaâ™¦Xanâ™¦

It is all about the eyes... hoe.

Travel in Paradise

Do the same that in your country, and you going to get the same that in your country.Nothing.
We have beautiful Lady's
But not stupid.
Be respectful and don't get problems

dragunov

They will find you. They are all over the airport when you land.

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